1. You can properly
pronounce Chickamauga, DeKalb, Dahlonega, Smyrna, Buena Vista,
Valdosta, Okefenokee, and La Fayette. P.S.: Atlanta = ADD-LANNA not
AT-LANT-A.
2. You think people who complain about the heat in their states are sissies.
3. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for
a funnel.
4. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by its
distance to the door, but by its availability of shade.
5. Stores don't have bags or shopping carts; they have sacks and buggies.
6. You've seen people wear bib overalls at weddings and funerals.
7. You think everyone from a Yankee-state has an accent.
8. You measure distance in minutes.
9. You go to the lake 'cause you think it's like going to the ocean.
10. You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit.
11. You know cowpies are not made of beef.
12. Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.
13. You know someone who has a belt buckle bigger than your fist.
14. Almost everyone you know is either Baptist or Methodist.
15. A Mercedes Benz ain't a status symbol; a Chevy Silverado Extended Bed Crew Cab is.
16. You know everything goes better with Ranch dressing.
17. You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply.
18. Ironically, you only crave Chik-fil-A and alcohol on Sundays... when
neither are sold.
19. On one side of the road there's Wal-Mart and on the other's a cotton
field.
20. The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road."
21. "Y'ALL" is a word.
22. Fried chicken is a major part of your diet
23. Krispy Kreme doughnuts are the only kind of doughnuts you eat.
24. You call it a cold Christmas if you don't break out in a sweat in your
new sweater.
25. When a single snowflake
falls, the entire state shuts down, even if it doesn't stick. The radio
and TV news will make snowstorm reports every 10 minutes and the
grocery store will be completely sold out of bread, milk, bottled
water, toilet paper, condoms, and beer.
26. People actually grow, eat and like okra!
27. You know the difference between a hillbilly, a redneck, and a Southerner.
28. Your dog and your wallet are both on chains.
29. Panama City Beach, Florida is a big deal.
30. You understand that at least once a year your car will turn yellow with pollen.
31. You know at least one Bubba, and maybe a few guys named Bo.
32. You say "tuna fish sandwich" (not tuna sandwich).
33. You use "Sir" and "Ma'am" if there's a remote possibility that person
you're talking to is least 30 minutes older than you are.
34. Braves=good. Yankees=bad. Mets=LOATH
35.You love sweet tea, mashed potatoes, biscuits, and all Southern comfort
food... and Southern Comfort.
36. You don't appreciate it; you 'preciate it.
37. Your last words might be, "Y'all watch this."
38. Herschel Walker, Larry Munson, Sid Bream, and Hank Aaron are legends
39. You say and know what "I bet your sittin' in tall cotton right now" means.
40. You are 100% Georgian, if you have ever had this conversation:
"You wanna coke?"
"Yeah."
"What kind?"
"Dr. Pepper
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LMAO!!! I love that last one about the Coke. I always joke around that southerners call every soda "coke". HAHA! Many of these are true, I love Georgia :)