Ok, this thread isn't for everyone, user discretion is advised. So don't bite me for something you were for-warned about. Don't be afraid to get your feet wet either! Original context quoted from Momformation at the BabyCenter "Would you breastfeed your man?"

If you read the topic, good for you. The whole reason I quoted is for one amusing piece of the conversation.

"I have offered to express for my husband because I want to know if snorting breast milk does anything for sinus infections, but he won’t participate in my experiment. He has no respect for science."

What a fabulous sense of humor. Sort of gives me the feeling of being a part of Jule's Verne's Journey to the Center of the Earth. Motherhood, sexuality, raising children and keeping a lover happy is all just a huge adventure. I can't wait to read the next chapter.

I think as far as touchy and controversial topics such as these, we need to take ourselves less seriously. Stop critiquing the rest of society. Take a step back, and laugh at yourself. Look what you're doing! Life is an adventure, and it's the only one we have as far as we know. The whole point of having a good life is NOT being offended and taking things too personally. There is no happiness if you only find the things that go wrong, or rub you the wrong way. What's gotten into humanity when we break each other's spirits down with one swift swoop of our wrought iron wrecking ball of an opinion. Why can't people just live and let live! Let someone have their own opinion. By golly, somebody let you have yours!!! And stop yelling so loud, no one else is getting heard either when you do that!

And before you judge me fore being a crude woman who has no tact, and bad taste in topics, really it's not that bad. Things like this subject, or the word "penis," or talking about sex. Don't take it personal. Read it, or don't. Educate yourself, or change the subject (in this case, close the browser window.) and look at it from a different point of view for once. No one is the same. If we all were, what on earth would there be to talk about?! We can surround ourselves with similarities, but to make everything just like you would make human-kind worthless. So enjoy it, reflect on it, think about it, talk to someone about it. Find something funny about it. Or don't. It's a free country... so start thinking that way about everyone else, too!

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mama4...
Mar. 10, 2009 at 11:21 PM

LOL I obviously have your same dark sense of humor... I found it hilarious!

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mothe...
Mar. 10, 2009 at 11:42 PM

ditto! I think it's hilarious. . .

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