Political Rambling (Part 2)

[coffeefirst]

Yesterday in my journal I introduced the idea of Obama and Limbaugh being secret BFF's. Every time I thought about this, I would giggle. That's when it hit me: politics can be fun when used correctly. For instance, if I take a firm stand about the Gross National Debt and give my theories on improving it: boring. But, if I make the suggestion that we offer to sell Michael Moore to France and use the proceeds toward our National Debt, that's just sensible. And he is gross. Therefore, do you see where this is going? I hope so, because I don't have a clue.

My next big political idea is that we need to pimp out Bill Clinton. I mean, he has that uber-active sex drive thing going, so why shouldn't we all profit? Can you imagine the money we could make worldwide by advertising an ex-president as an escort? He'd be great for Fancy Balls, State Dinners, High School Reunions etc. The possibilities are endless. Can you imagine? "So, who are you bringing to the 20 year reunion?". "Oh, no one special, just a guy who used to rule a huge chunk of the free world. So how's your husband, the urologist? Did the hair treatment thing work?".  Cha- ching.

I'd better get back to work on my political planning. Tomorrow will be Dick Cheney day. Also, I really need to include Sarah Palin somehow.

[ShutterbugMama]

Mar. 12, 2009 at 8:35 AM

Michael Moore..gross, yeah; BUT SMART.

Sarah tomorrow???  IM TUNING IN!

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[Queenb03]

Mar. 12, 2009 at 10:14 AM

OMG girl im rolling off my chair

i was looking for a pic on this ... little off subject ... but pic is worth a thousand words

[sherriet]

Mar. 12, 2009 at 11:16 AM

LOL at the post & ROFL at that pic Queenb!

[roolynn]

Mar. 12, 2009 at 12:18 PM

I love the idea of pimpin out Clinton - that's hilarious!  I can't wait to see what you come up with for Sarah...

[singedwingangel]

Mar. 16, 2009 at 8:11 AM

hmm pimpin out clinton?? Didn't Hillary already do that?? Just sayin? Besides he is getting up there i years I mean some women would expect him to ya know put out and we all know he prefers cigars dipped in cider ( get it inside her) to sex anyday.. not to mention in his world oral sex is not sex, and since it has the word sex in it's name kind of seems like an oxymoron don't cha think??