Political Rambling (Part 3)

[coffeefirst]

My newest political theory involves two very high profile Republicans. I believe that we could completely neutralize the entire Iranian threat. The next time Amenajab gets his panties in a wad and spouts off to President Obama, we will employ our newest task force for foreign diplomacy: the team of Sarah Palin and Dick Cheney. We send them over to stay with Amenajab as our "ambassadors of goodwill". They will insist on regaling him with hunting stories on a daily basis. They will bring along all their slides of long, boring hunting expeditions. If that doesn't work fast enough, Palin can start telling beauty pageant stories. I give Amenajab three days and he'll beg us to take them back and will agree to dismantle any nuclear capabilities. He'll probably be so glad to see them leave that he will offer peace with Israel. Problem solved! This diplomacy stuff is easy man.

I'm starting to picture the public service announcements about our dynamic duo: "In a world where people are afraid of psychotic, hunting, boring politicians, the time has come. Palin and Dick. Coming soon to a country ruled by a crazy dictator near you!"

I think they should wear super hero costumes too. Palin can wear a sash over hers. Camouflage super hero costumes! Cool, then no one could see them coming. At least if there were trees around, I guess. 

These political posts are so much fun! I don't know why politicians always look so gloomy. Hopefully someone in Washington will pick up on my ideas and run with them :)  

   

 

[Queenb03]

Mar. 13, 2009 at 8:38 AM

ok girl.... you gotta send them these.... or send then in to the local paper in washington... i betcha they would love to publish these.... ...

love it love it love it

[ShutterbugMama]

Mar. 13, 2009 at 9:54 AM

She posed naked with her sash on....she REALLY will appreciate that you made it part of her working wardrobe.

[drewntaesmom]

Mar. 13, 2009 at 10:21 AM

OMG girl I am about to pee my pants from laughing so hard. Perfect!

[roolynn]

Mar. 13, 2009 at 3:26 PM

I love this!  This is such a great idea!!!  I know I'd pay to get them to leave!!!! LOL

[singedwingangel]

Mar. 16, 2009 at 8:13 AM

See I so don't wanna see Sarah Palin nekkid, I don't care how smokin hot some think her body is.. LOVE how you spelled the name amen a jab,,, hmm since he is anti Christianity that is kind of a play on words as well.. wonder if he would like the new spelling lol...

[AmericanGranny]

Mar. 17, 2009 at 3:13 PM

I LOVE your sense of humor!  Great job!!