Political Rambling (Part 4)

[coffeefirst]

I believe that we could completely fix our political system in the U.S. by blocking men out of politics. Bear with me here. How long did women go without the vote? (Well, I'm not sure exactly how long but way longer than men! Yeah, I know I could easily Google it, but...I don't wanna...I also know that in the time I typed this line explaining that I could Google it, I could have Googled it...)  Actually now that I consider it a bit more, men should be barred from politics worldwide. Yes, I know that women argue, but men argue too and they are way more violent. I'm thinking that say we weren't getting along with...um...let's say France. We just call up the leaders of China and Canada and all three leaders meet with France. With a giant cheesecake. See where I'm going with this? Oh and a few bottles of wine. Then they spend a few hours totally trashing the wardrobes of the leaders in England, Japan and Mexico. Female bonding at it's best. The ONLY wars we would wage against each other would  involve things like : not talking to them for a while, giving them a cold shoulder at a dinner and making fun of their make-up and hair choices.  You may be thinking this all sounds too childish. But it would be a MASSIVE improvement over bombs, guns and embargoes. Yeah, I'm liking this plan. It needs a bit of tweaking but I'm sure that I'm on to something here :)

[singedwingangel]

Mar. 16, 2009 at 8:16 AM

We cannot include Sarah Palin in this mastre plan however since she is a huge gun.. oooh I can picture it now we can have line ups with the offending sisters and haze them like sorority sisters rofl.. IF ya cry about it your out. If ya can pull up your big girl panties and get on with life you are included

[ShutterbugMama]

Mar. 16, 2009 at 9:50 AM

YOU ARE on to something here...

[Queenb03]

Mar. 16, 2009 at 10:46 AM

i aggree with you...

[mama4Christ361]

Mar. 16, 2009 at 11:58 AM

LOL I always said if we send 20 PMS-y women overseas with unlimited ammo and rides, the war would be over in a week! You know I am right! Of course, then Geneva Conventions Sanctions would be broken, war crimes trials would ensue, but hey the war is OVER! Who cares if we women resemble slavering pyschotic blood thristy monkeys while PMS-y and the Middle East would probably lose its entire male population? They are mean to women over there anyways! LOL

[roolynn]

Mar. 16, 2009 at 12:23 PM

I agree with you completely!!!!

[KristiS11384]

Mar. 17, 2009 at 11:44 AM

OKay I have to disagree with you but ONLY becasue women, while avoiding bombs, guns, and embargoes, would be FAR more malicious in their attacks. When we feel jilted, we don't get mad, we don't get even,, we destroy things from their very core taking out our enemy AND all their friends. Add to that the fact that when you get a group of women together their cycles tend to overlap and coincide. Can you imagine the US Senate beign full of NOTHING but PMSing women?

I mean one only needs to look as far as the drama on cafemom to see tat while in some instances it can be good but in others it is VERY VERY VERY BAD!!!!!