You know I'm bonkers, so it won't surprise you that I'm being stalked by a little blue man

[Ginny19]

 So by now you probably realize that I'm totally and completely bonkers, so this post shouldn't surprise you.

 

But, seriously, I need your assistance. 

 

  

HELP!  I'm being stalked by a little blue man!

 

 

Have you ever been haunted by a little blue man?  It's quite frightening. 

 

Ever since I put that picture of the little blue creature on my profile page, this guy is stalking me.  He just won't leave me alone. 

 

I never know when he will surface.  He scares me right out of my wits!

 

Who would have thought he was real, when I put that pic on my profile page?  But, let me tell ya - he is real (see the picture of him) - and really frightening.   Do you see the resemblance to the creature on my profile page?

 

 

I know what you're thinking ----- my quote ----- "Fear is simply an illusion we create within our imagination". 

 

That might be true.  Could he be just simply an illusion I've created in my mind?????

 

 

I'm beginning to wonder if those little green men in their clean white coats from the flying machine told this little blue man about me, and now he is obsessed with me!  But, but, but.... Those little green men were so kind, taking me on a lovely adventure into space.  No, they just couldn't have possibly done this.

 

(If you missed the space story about the little green men in their clean white coats, click HERE)   

 

 

 

Does anyone know any magic spells to help eradicate little blue men?  I'm not searching for anything evil.  Please NO dark sorcery.  Just a little friendly defense mechanism to help exterminate him, peacefully and quietly, is all I need.  (hahahaha - if that isn't an oxymoron, I don't know what is!)  I really don't want to cause him any harm.  (OH!  WAIT!  I guess exterminating him could potentially be considered harmful to him.)  I just want him to stop stalking me.  There must be some simple unassuming safe way to protect me from him.  Any ideas???

 

He follows me everywhere, just like a shadow.  It can be rather annoying. 

Maybe I should be flattered, because at my age, not too many guys pursue me anymore.  (Well, okay, actually none pursue me anymore.)  

 

The first day I noticed him, he began rambling endlessly, saying things like "Je t'aime", "Ich liebe dich", "Te amo", "kocham was", "Cara 'ch", "JEG elske jer", "EGO diligo vos", "Volim te", "I dragoste tu", "ako ibigin ka" and "JÁ Amor tebe". 

 

I had a hunch that he wasn't speaking English.  So, I quickly wrote down what he was babbling.  Upon translating, I discovered that every one of those phrases meant "I love you" in several different languages (French, German, Italian, Polish, Latin, Czech, etc). 

 

My initial concern was "How will I communicate with this little blue creature of a man?" 

 

When he realized I didn't speak those other languages, he began repeating "I wuv you, I wuv you, I wuv you to bits". 

 

In his cute little high-pitched voice, he keeps telling me he wuvs me!  I tried to ignore his advances, but that didn't seem to deter his aggressive behavior.

 

I've contacted the L.A.P.D., but, they tell me he hasn't broken any laws.  He hasn't abused me nor has he touched me in any way.  So, it's his word against mine. 

And, he is always careful to ensure there are no witnesses to his weird conduct.

 

 

What shall I do?

 Any suggestions will be greatly appreciated.

 

 

 

And, for your listening pleasure, while you are helping me contemplate a resolution to my problem, here is an old song from 1958 you might enjoy (maybe?).

 

The title - "The Little Blue Man"  (Coincidence?  I think not)

 

 

 

 

[Lb128f]

Mar. 25, 2009 at 1:13 AM

OMogsh...too cute!!! Good Luck! :-)

[Mama_McD]

Mar. 25, 2009 at 1:43 AM

I think I have a solution for you.

You must realize that in truth, we all are one.  Yes, even this little blue man who is stalking you is a part of the whole.  So just picture you and him and everyone else in the universe (green men too) wrapped in a bubble of light that is the source, and then tell him; "I wuv You Too!"

if that doesn't work, then we really might have to take you to the Funny Farm after all....

[jeni1624]

Mar. 25, 2009 at 4:31 AM

Well good luck with the little blue man and thanks for putting a smile on my face so early in the morning.

[Silvertears1275]

Mar. 25, 2009 at 6:46 AM

Awwww, give the little blue man a hug.  =)

[forRobyn]

Mar. 25, 2009 at 8:40 AM

Ginny, thank you for shedding light on something I have been fretting about for several years ~ YOU see the little green and blue men too!!  I was so worried I was the only one.  I have come to realize that all these colorful little men want to do for me is make me smile and laugh.....too bad YOU beat them to it!!  Great post!!

[GPSGKR]

Mar. 25, 2009 at 9:00 AM

Have you heard the commercial about the little white castle guy following the guy around.....

 Too funny!!!!

 

[paddleballchris]

Mar. 25, 2009 at 9:02 AM

cute!

[lalisweet1]

Mar. 25, 2009 at 10:12 AM

"I wuv you! I wuv you!" said the little blue man
"I wuv you! I wuv you to bits."
"I wuv you!" He loved me said the little blue man
And scared me right out of my wits.

Ginny... hmmm... when I first look at him... I just MELT!  He's ADORABLE! *giggles*  Let me have him.... *smile with love*

*giggles* Ginny!

I WUV YOU!

[NorahSethsMommy]

Mar. 25, 2009 at 10:21 AM

I WUV YOU Ginny...please go lie down! LOL

[XSPECTRUMKAREN]

Mar. 25, 2009 at 4:02 PM

This sounds pretty serious. I don't think you can exterminate him; after all, he's been around for more than 50 years. Perhaps he just needs cheering up since he's a little blue. You're pretty good at that.

IF that doesn't work then perhaps he is trying to tell you that your throat chakra (the blue one) is out of balance. So, try visualizing your throat chakra and tell him one of the mantras associated such as "I am able to celebrate the beauty in my life."

Or maybe he just wants to make your husband jealous enough to buy you some jewelry. Perhaps a sapphire will do the trick!

Good luck!