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GUESS WHO my latest encounter is........ he's not green and he's not blue..... (I'm such a nut)
- Mar 25, 2009 at 11:29 PM
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First it was the little green men in their clean white coats, who came to take me away.
Then it was the little blue man, who stalked me.
Now…………………………..
Guess who?????
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It’s.....
It’s the………..
….....OMGosh…………. the purple people eater!
He is often portrayed in slightly varying images, depending on one's perception. Personally, I think he has a unique ability to transform his image depending upon his mood. Just sayin'. It has been said that sometimes he attempts to camouflage his appearance; but, at other times, he is proud to be seen exactly as he is.
(Each of us should be proud to be seen exactly as who we are. Be true to yourself.)
The problem with his ability to semi-alter himself is that no one knows precisely what he REALLY looks like, because he has become somewhat of a master of illusion.
BUT...................there are a couple things that he cannot conceal, regardless of how much he tries.
He's always purple and always has only one eye and one horn.
Did I mention that he's a flying creature? (He is)
The version I encountered?.
There he was standing in my front yard, playing rock 'n roll music through the horn in his head.
So......is he purple? OR Does he eat purple people? OR both????
It's fairly obvious that he IS purple. It's also my understanding that he eats ONLY purple people (where did I hear that?). So I didn't feel threatened -- well, not until............................until he put that silly purple hat on my head!
But, I still didn't have purple skin, so I was feeling pretty safe. Well, that is, until..........................until he plastered a big huge tattoo on me
Fortunately, it wasn't permanent. It's not exactly what I would have chosen.
It seems he was beginning to get hungry when he landed in my front yard. Since he didn't see any purple people to eat, he thought he'd attempt to alter my appearance to give my skin a purple illusion. Unsuccessful, so he had no desire to eat me. (whew!)
He finally confessed he was on his way to a party, when he discovered he was lost. He had forgotten to bring his GPS. (forgetful little purple people eater!) Yep, he was on his way to a party, to meet up with the little green men in their clean white coats, and the little blue man.
If I would give him directions, he promised not to take me away into space, like the little green men in their clean white coats. He promised not to stalk me, like the little blue man. And, he promised not to eat me (well, I wasn't purple anyway....)
So, I gave him directions, wished him well, and within seconds....
He was gone as quickly as he came.
He left me with this thought...............
Comments:
Rofl Ginny Ya just ain't right ya know that? But then again neither is my hubby cause he loves these songs rofl... what does that say about my choice of people I have in my life hmmmm
LOL!!! Thanks for the laugh before bed!!! :-)
Barney calling you????
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
run out the doooooooooooor
*giggles*
I love your brain!
OMG I love that song! LOL I remember my Mom singing the chorus to us kids when we were little. Thanks for bringing back a great memory!
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Ah 1958 was a good year! (I was only 10 years old, but I remember.)
Is it any wonder that I'm such a nut case? Look at the music I listened to?
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