GirlFight

[Guinhyvar]

 

Having multiple little girls is a test of patience. For the most part, they do alright. They’re good girls, really. Mostly well behaved. Polite. Sweet.

Aaaand then there are the days when…

not so much.

It seems that everything is a drama-in-the-making. They get along and then suddenly, they’re having a free-for-all whine fest where they’re swearing that if they weren’t related, they would hate each other! And maybe they already hate each other! And they’re never,ever, evereverever going to talk to or look at or even think about the other one again!

So there!

Now get back on to YOUR side of the room! Because this is MY side! And that is MY thing that you’re holding/playing with/looking at and give it back! Right now! Well, I maybe gave it to you but not to KEEP! And now I want it back because I know that you’re going to freak out and throw it at me and then I can go and whine tattle tell Mom about how you stole it from me, ripped it right from my hands and then threw it at me when I calmly asserted myself and told you to return the item!

And you're still on MY side of the room!

And the other one in this equation invariable breaks down into pitiful tears and cries out how miserably her sister treats her and all she wants to do is GET ALONG and how MEAN she is FOR NO REASON. All the time. Everyday. And how UNFAIR it all is, that she is straddled with such a mean sister who HATES her and all she ever wants to do is be friends and share and just… get along. Why can’t we get along, why are you so unjust, why must you treat me so terribly? I’m telling MOO-OOOOOM!

Yeah. Some days are like that. Today is such a one.

I am seriously considering adding something more than just creamer to my coffee in the mornings.

[clairandamjones]

Mar. 28, 2009 at 1:51 PM

I am seriously considering adding something more than just creamer to my coffee in the mornings.

Not a bad idea.  I'm guessing it would help to remove the highest octaves from the whining.  Maybe.

[clairandamjones]

Mar. 28, 2009 at 1:52 PM

Dear God, I just saw your tag line.

I'll marry you.  Tomorrow. 

[ivansmom07]

Mar. 28, 2009 at 1:58 PM

Dude....you know what happens next, right?

They grow up, have kids, join CM and bring the girlfights here!!

lol

[cleanaturalady]

Mar. 28, 2009 at 2:08 PM

Having multiple boys is no better.  They are constantly trying to assert themselves to see who is the alpha dog.  Plus they are just rude, crude and socially unacceptable.

[MemaSu]

Mar. 28, 2009 at 2:11 PM

Ha Ha! This is why I had one of each! A Girl, the oldest and of course, the Boss; and a Boy, subject to her majesty's will. And there were still days that sounded exactly like yours!

[ErikaRobin]

Mar. 28, 2009 at 2:24 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA!   I know I know I know I know I know.  

Come hide at my house. 

(OMG, What are you gonna wear tomorrow when you and AM get married?!  I vote for the Rock A Stack Dress!)

[Guinhyvar]

Mar. 28, 2009 at 2:35 PM

AM, I accept your proposal. Sunday would be fine.

Riki, I think we might just have a Betazoid wedding. That would solve a lot of issues right there.

(Original Poster)

[mystica97]

Mar. 28, 2009 at 2:48 PM

Seriously?? At least YOURS don't include phrases like "MOOOOMMMMM! He farted in my FAAACCCEEEE!!!!!"  Or the inevitable times when they ARE getting along and decide to announce it with a burping contest.. Yeah.. It's fun. Really.

You'll make it through. And frankly, why worry about adding something to your coffee? Maybe the answer is to add it to their orange juice?

Love you soul sister.. you will survive.. I promise:)

[jazstmpr67]

Mar. 28, 2009 at 4:15 PM

yeah, I've got that, with a department of 175 TEENAGE STUDENTS!!!!!!!!! I"m just ready to add something without the coffee! Then add a cigerette to that!

[RanaAurora]

Mar. 28, 2009 at 5:09 PM

Thank god I'm only popping out ONE girl.
I may be female, but I'm the first to admit we're dramatic psychopaths who over-complicate everything.