More funny stuff.. warning labels on actual products...

[singedwingangel]

I love this stuff. I think the funniest part is many of these warnings came about because SOMEONE did the thing they warn ya about..

Do not use while sleeping.
Sears hair dryer

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
Bag of Fritos

Use like regular soap.
Dial soap

Serving suggestion: Defrost.
Swann frozen dinner

Fits one head.
Shower cap box

Do not turn upside down.
Bottom of Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert box

Product will be hot after heating.
Marks & Spencer bread pudding

Do not iron clothes on body.
Rowenta iron

Do not drive car or operate machinery.
Boot’s children’s cough medicine

Warning: May cause drowsiness.
Nytol

Warning: Keep out of children.
Korean kitchen knife

For indoor or outdoor use only.
Chinese Christmas lights

Not to be used for the other use.
Japanese food processor

Warning: Contains nuts.
Sainsbury’s peanuts

Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
American Airlines peanut packet

Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
Swedish chainsaw

[roolynn]

Mar. 30, 2009 at 12:34 AM

One of my faves was on a bottle of Preparation H:  Do not use orally.

Yeah.

You know that's on there because someone did it!  Makes me think of that one Tweety and Sylvester cartoon where Sylvester inhaled that powder that made his lips swell shut and then he spent the rest of the cartoon trying to suck Tweety up a straw.

Yup, that's what happens when you use Preparation H orally.

[maimutsa]

Mar. 31, 2009 at 3:39 AM

Wow is this stuff real!!? Makes you wonder.......Like did someone put a korean kitchen knife in a child LOL!!!