Finger Painting (Bad Mouth)

[Momma_Love]

Ok so I must share the 'fun' finger painting my son had!

*Evil Laugh*



Ok, so I was in the laundry room working on laundry! You are not able to see our laundry room from the kitchen!! Landon was in the kitchen fast asleep in his glider! Jon (my husband) was watching tv, and had fell asleep on the sofa. Ian was running around playing with his cars, and trying to sing me his ABC's!!! I had taken his shirt off of him because he spilt his water on himself. So all he had on was he socks, shoes, diaper, and jeans... didnt think anything of it since I was planing on taking and giving him a bath once I was done with laundry! Well here I am folding laundry, and just about to start another load of laundry... at this point Ian was done singing his ABC's... and I had not heard much out of him! A minute gos by, or maybe two... but not long enough for me to finish loading the wash! I hear this "Hannah, Hannah, Hannah... COME FAST!!!!" come out of Jon. He was sleeping so I think this is so ODD that he is yelling for me like this. So I go into the living room... and WOW What do I see... Its Jon Standing up.. Holding Ians head (not rudly or anything) and Ians hands up in the air... I look and Ian is covered in what seems to be CHOCOLATE!!! No Its not Chocolate.. its SHIT!!! EWW EWW EWW!! But I could not help but die laughing!! Jon go to tell me that he woke up to Ian trying to climb on him.. Ians is covered. His hands here covered, he had painted his belly, and his hair!! So I get Ian to lay down on the floor without getting anything shitty... I strip him down and wipe him up as best I can with some baby wipes... then Jon takes him and puts him in the shower to get him all cleaned up, then he cleans out the tub and lets Ian play for a little while!! I clean up the area that was noticed, where Ian was. Put everything into the laundry just to be safe. So everything is cleaned and we all sit to relax. I got on the computer, Jon and Ian sit on the sofa to watch TV. Ian was sitting there enjoying a drink before he got put to bed. Then he starts to tell Jon "look mess, look mess" So Jon looks where Ian is sitting... "Nope no mess!" Ian "Mess right der right der" as he is pointing over to the other side of the room!! What do we see!! He had finger painted my HOLE wall!!! Yes, his shit paint! UG!!! Not only was the wall finger painted, but so were a few of his toys!! BLAH!! So we had to scrub the walls, and attempt to get the shit off the toys. Jon got mad and just put the one toy outsides since it did not want to come clean he was able to get the other clean though!! They had little things that the shit was inside of!
This was the first time Ian has ever finger painted, and this is the first time Ian has ever played with his own shit!
But I had a good laugh, and yes I was grossed out! But I thought I would share my enjoyment or lack of for the evening!!!

Sorry about the word 'shit' being used... no better way to put it!

Here is a picture of the toys that we could not get clean -- any tips would be great. The shit is in the little parts up top that twist and stuff... I was wanting to have this toy for Landon also!!! I want to save the toy, and get it clean...

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[Bugsmommy1908]

Mar. 31, 2009 at 6:02 AM

lol how funny! Glad you found it so entertaining lol poor jon! Try an old tooth brush or dish brush to get inbetween the twisted parts on the toy..use clorox bleach!

[luvmyboys2]

Mar. 31, 2009 at 9:02 AM

we have that toy... Maybe try an old tooth brush or Q-tip? I dont know since none of my boys have ever done that... at least yet, LOL and I hope Im not home if they do LMAO!!!! Good luck!!!

[My2J.A.P.s]

Mar. 31, 2009 at 9:51 AM

Oh Hannah!  Notice my thought bubble for today.... Jakob did the exact same thing this morning!  We have that toy, I have no clue how to get it clean, except to completely submerge it in water and let it soak.... shouldn't hurt it since it's all plastic.  And a couple weeks ago, both boys were in time-out in their room and hubby and I were finishing supper, all of a sudden I smelled poop.  We went in the room and it was EVERYWHERE.  I am not exaggerating.... it was on the windows, chunks stuck 6 feet up on the walls, on every piece of bedding or blanket in the room, smeared and smashed into the carpet, it was AWFUL!  I scrubbed the room while Adam bathed the boys and then Adam shampooed the carpet.  It was not at all amusing to me, though, since James used to do this a lot when he was around 2 years old, so I'm sick of it already, LOL.