LMFAO! Look what I just found on Craigslist!!

[tiny_mama]

FREE: Husband for the taking (Humboldt County)

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Reply to: !@#$%^&*()@craigslist.org ^{[Errors when replying to ads?]}
Date: 2009-04-05, 10:16AM PDT


I have dead beat husband for free. If there are no takers by the end of the night i will be throwing him out into the alley.

He is a deat beat with no job, he quit his last one because he couldn't handle the daily pressure.
He likes to sit on his ass, drink beer and smoke pot.
Only the things he cares about are important to him.
He has three daughters that he doesn't support, and a pregnant wife that he makes work and support the whole family.
He can spend whatever money that may be left on what he wants, even when his kids need diapers.
He is fat and overweight but he will judge you if you gain two pounds.
If you fight with him you will be the bitch and everthing will be your fault because he is a perfect man.


If you happen to be interested please feel free to e-mail me i will be glad to drop him off to you because the truck he is driving belongs to me!

• Location: Humboldt County
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

[StephIN]

Apr. 5, 2009 at 1:50 PM

ROFLMAO I wouldn't even offer to give him away I'd dump his stuff on the curb and change all the locks on the doors while he was out getting more beer.

 

[shell81]

Apr. 5, 2009 at 1:50 PM

That is funny. I bet it will be took down though.

[Dianne1259]

Apr. 5, 2009 at 7:12 PM

well, it's cheaper than the alternative, divorce is expensive and murder will take the hardworking mom away from her kids, I think Craigslist is a great idea for this mama!!  I hope his friends see it!!  (although you don't really know who posted it b/c of the e-mail addy is a Craigslist one...

[kittymom83]

Apr. 5, 2009 at 11:15 PM

LMAO! ha ha ha.

Well they say you can sell just about anything on Craigslist good luck to her.

[Harley_Emmie]

Apr. 5, 2009 at 11:43 PM

That is so fucking funny OMGOSH i should of done the same thing LOLway to go girl

[rosadnr]

Apr. 6, 2009 at 12:06 AM Makes me wanna add a post hahahahah

[Kari_Noelle]

Apr. 6, 2009 at 7:38 AM

Ha Ha I Seen One Like This Before

[darkroutes]

Apr. 6, 2009 at 2:09 PM

Can I add my husband to that?  He's having a mid-life crisis...sporting vehicles...so far in the past year we have collected the following:  a motorcycle, an rv, a runabout, and a pontoon boat...next...probably a ski-doo or something of the like...help me............................................................

[mama4Christ361]

Apr. 6, 2009 at 4:07 PM

LOL OMGosh!!!!! Can I post my sister?

[ProudSingleMum]

Apr. 6, 2009 at 8:33 PM

HAHAHA!