Wanna have a laugh and some silly fun?

[NikkiMomof2grls]

This was posted in a group I'm in and I thought it was funny.  So post your results! 

Here is mine:

I karate chopped a birdbath under your bed because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.

 

Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- In my car
2 --------- On your car

3 ----------- In a hole
4 ----------- Under your bed
5 ----------- Riding a Motorcycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

Don't forget to post it!!!!!

Tags: silly, funny, quiz, laugh

Add A Comment

[Mommasaysno]

Apr. 6, 2009 at 2:06 PM

I smelled a stuffed animal in a hole because I think I need serious help.

LOL

[maimutsa]

Apr. 7, 2009 at 1:37 AM

I jumped on a fireman in a line at the bank because that's how i roll!

[nikspineapple]

Apr. 7, 2009 at 7:05 AM

I karate chopped a birdbath under you bed because I'm sexy and I do what I want...guess that means we have the same b-day!