Sexy Penis Socks

[PassionDiva_NY]

Please don't ask how I stumbled upon this innovative new product. Sometimes I feel like my google keyword searches may cause the CIA to come knocking at my door one day.

Anyhow, I was so intrigued by this invention I had to share with the CafeMom world...

Can you say 'Holiday Stocking Stuffers?!'

The description:

A Penis Muff... What is a Penis Muff?

Well a Penis Muff is a crocheted stocking that fits over your penis and scrotum to either keep it warm or make you look hot! This is a very unique clothing accessory that can be used my Exotic Male Dancers or for home play. There is so much sexy bedroom clothing for women, but there really isn’t anything for men. Now there is! ...

And for your fact checking : http://www.themillenniummall.net/muff.html

[acrogodess]

Apr. 7, 2009 at 10:02 PM

Holiday stocking stuffer indeed! Ahahahahahaha. I should get the SO one of those. Maybe he'll stop holding himself to "stay warm"....

[joannakitler]

Apr. 7, 2009 at 10:12 PM

HAHAHA!  I love it!

[ericaanthony]

Apr. 7, 2009 at 10:38 PM

LMAO

[aurorabunny]

Apr. 7, 2009 at 11:31 PM

Oh my gah....that is hands down the most UN SEXY thing I have ever seen in my life.  LOL!

[mamatware]

Apr. 8, 2009 at 8:26 AM

Why am I picturing a bunch of little old ladies sitting in a nursing home knitting right now???????

[jspy72]

Apr. 8, 2009 at 9:53 AM

Thank you! I have always wondered what nudists wore in the winter!

[sherriet]

Apr. 8, 2009 at 10:49 AM

rofl!

[LokisMama]

Apr. 8, 2009 at 11:00 AM

....................wow.  Guess the horny little old ladies have to do SOMETHING in all that spare time!

[clarewillow]

Apr. 8, 2009 at 11:09 AM

LOL

[ColtsFan1912]

Apr. 8, 2009 at 12:02 PM

lol oh goodness. Thanks I  needed a laugh today