A Laugh a Day...

[greeneyes42055]

 

Just 
in case you haven't smiled today!

Aging Aunt Mildred was a
93-year-old woman who was particularly
despondent over the recent death of
her husband.

She decided that she would
just kill herself and join him in
death.

Thinking that it would be
best to get it over with quickly, she took
out his old Army pistol and made the
decision to shoot herself in the
heart, since it was badly broken in the
first place.

Not wanting to miss
the vital organ and become a vegetable and a
burden to someone, she called her
doctor's office to inquire as to
just exactly where the heart would be on a woman.

The doctor said,
'Your heart would be
just below your left breast'.

Later that night........ Mildred was admitted to the
hospital with a
gunshot wound to her
knee.

 

I hope you are having a "HAPPY EASTER" today!

 

Be Blessed!

Hugz,
Greeneyes

[goatmom4]

Apr. 12, 2009 at 4:01 PM

rofl hehhehehehheheheheh

[abbenhan]

Apr. 13, 2009 at 1:06 PM