Have you hit the "Around Cafemom" tab? If not, you should. Pee first, and get a warm up on the coffee, and remember you're safe and sound....
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Fat people are causing global warming, this mom says...
That's odd. I thought it was Cow Farts and Aqua Net..
Someone needs to tell the skinny girl to...
Never mind.
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Are any of you in the Pet Rat Mommies group? They have one here, FYI.
"Introduce Yourself and YOUR RATS!"
(Are they trainable??)
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This woman asked:
At what age do you stop???
I mean, cleaning up after your kids and putting their laundry away.
Uh...when YOU start in with consistency, and QUIT doing it FOR THEM?
Just brain storming. Im sure that wasn't the right answer, but...oh well.
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Another woman asked, "Why is my baby cutting 4 teeth at once??
I told her he's obviously an over achiever...
Not sure I'm making friends here, but I'm having a good time!
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This lady is DESPERATE!
o.k. someone just name my baby! I have 13 days left!
I'll name the kid! PICK ME! Oh, PLEASE pick me...
Snicklefritz. I love that name. Im so excited to have been able to name a strangers baby!
Awww....we can call him Snick for short..or Fritz.
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And apparently, a great big "THANK YOU" in in order to Barack Obama for...getting the Grateful Dead back together???
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You know..I think I'll stay on my own page...unless I've been drinking.
xo
Elle
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HAVE A BEAUTIFUL THURSDAY!
And fine..YOU GOT ME.
Rats are cute.

Comments:
lmaoooooooooo...... no, MY farts are responsible for Global Warning! Oopsie Daisies! lmaooooooo (psssssssst... no one cant help that!) neener neener....
Anyhoot! I got rain today and I'm heading for Pike Place Market! Am I serious? YEA!
Gotta grab Princess Halo Kitty with me... I'm in a good mood... see how long that will last. *wink*
*smooooooooooch*
SNICKLEFRITZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love it!!!!!!!!! Snort~giggle~rofl!!!
Luckily I don't believe in global warming. For me, it's more like global whining. (Incidentally Mars is suffering from this same "phenomenon" and there are no people there. Maybe martians DO exist...hmmm...I may have to rethink my views). Give me a break already :) And pass the cheesecake....
Global Warming-its been my evil plan all along you know! That's right-Im the big fat mastermind behind the end of the planet! LOL! Lucky you told me to pee before this!
But your post did make my day ;-)
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lol Elle. Well then I guess I am responsible for Global Warming.
Rats DO make great pets. They are trainable. I want a black one, but my husband is dead set against them
Maybe I can recruit a stranger to name my unborn baby too...
hmmm..definately food for thought
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