Hymn #365

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Hymn #365

This is a hoot, but I suspect the minister didn't appreciate it..

A minister was completing a temperance sermon.. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river..' 

With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had
All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
Said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

Sermon complete, he sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced
With a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song,
Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'


Smile, life is too short not to! 
If this brightened your day
Don't let it stop here
Pass it on with a smile
Keep spreading the Cheer. 
See you at the river

[minasmama6]

Apr. 29, 2009 at 2:24 PM

As a pastors' wife I can see the humor in that ...my husband has had some pretty funny stuff happen to him too.

[bigblueeyes]

Apr. 30, 2009 at 5:06 PM

lol......that's too funny!