What a week

[Nef8eria]

It's bad enough that i managed to have a bunch of grocery spoil, now my 2yo who i'm trying to potty train, has just crapped on the floor.  to make things worst, she was eating a slice of bacon and she picks up the poop and hands it to me. naturally i open my hand to get whatever she has to give me and there it is: all nasty warm and mushy not to forget funky in my hand. I don't know what i'm doing wrong and why she won't train. She's like a puppy or kitten just going all over the place. I've set her potty in front of cartoons, she won't sit on that thing for nothing. I've sat in the bathroom with her, she won't go, I've set her on the toilet every hour to two hours, i've tried bribing her with things she likes, i've been consistent with each attempt for 2 weeks at a time or more and she is not wanting to go. I almost think she doesn't want to grow up. OMG, i hope this gets over with soon because i'm tired.