NEW SURVIVOR SERIES! GET YOUR HUSBAND ENROLLED!

[Pengy]

THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES

Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and  3 kids each for six weeks.
Each kid will play  two sports and either take  music  or dance classes.
There is no fast food.

Each man must take care of his 3 kids, keep his assigned house clean, review and correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, and pay a list of 'pretend' bills  without enough money.

In addition, each man will have to budget in ("find") money for groceries each week.

Each man must remember the birthdays of all his friends and relatives, and send cards out on time--no emailing.

Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist appointment, and a haircut appointment.

He must make one  unscheduled and inconveniently timed visit per child to the Urgent Care center.

He must also make cookies  or cupcakes for a child's social function.

Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house, planting flowers outside
and keeping it neat, tidy and presentable at all times.

The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done.

Each man must shave his  legs, wear makeup daily, adorn himself with jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep fingernails polished, and eyebrows groomed.

During  one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, back aches, and extreme, unexplained mood swings, but never once complain or slow down while fulfilling their many  duties.

Men must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find time at least once per week to take the children to the park or a similar setting for the entire afternoon.

Men will need to read a book to the kids each night before bed.  In the morning, he must feed them nutritious food, dress them in clean clothes, brush their teeth and comb their hair by 7:00 am.

A test will be given at the end of the six weeks and each man will be required to know the following information:
each child's birthday,height, weight,shoe size, clothes size and doctor's name.  Also, he must know the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of labor;
plus each child's favorite color, middle name, favorite snack, favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear, and what they want to be when they grow up.

The kids vote the men off the island based on performance.
The last man wins only if...he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.

The last man who survives and wins (if there is one) can play the game over and over and over again for the next 18-25 years, eventually earning the right to be called Mother!

After you finish laughing, copy paste this and send it to as many females as you think will get a kick out of it and as many men as you think can handle it. Just don't send it back to me.... I'm going to bed.