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Open letter to the douche that keeps calling my cell phone.
- May 15, 2009 at 12:40 PM
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Dear Unknown Number Douche Bag,
As of 630 am this morning you have proceeded to call me ever single day at least twice a day asking for Margarite. Upon saying you have the wrong number you proceed to list off as many names as you can, asking if you may speak to them. These names usually include Jared and Laura.
May I repeat for you for the LAST TIME, they do not live here! You are calling the cell phone of Emily Hawkins! I have let you go to voicemail, which clearly states my name. Obviously, this is not obvious enough for you.
Also, Sir, arguing with me about my identity will not help. Saying you talked to me earlier and I "said" to call back will somehow NOT change me into your dear Margarite. Rest assured the only time I have ever talked to you is you accusing me of being someone I don't know and harboring unknown people in my studio apartment. Trust me I know no one by those names.
Sir, I would also appreciate that if it is necessary to call me and inquire as to who I am, you at least wait until a reasonable hour. 6 am is not that. Maybe 10, but I do have a small son so you can bet I'm going to be irritable at any hour. I do admire your persistance but if I could reach through the phone and bitch slap you, I would.
Sincerely,
Not Margarite, Laura, or Jared.
As of 630 am this morning you have proceeded to call me ever single day at least twice a day asking for Margarite. Upon saying you have the wrong number you proceed to list off as many names as you can, asking if you may speak to them. These names usually include Jared and Laura.
May I repeat for you for the LAST TIME, they do not live here! You are calling the cell phone of Emily Hawkins! I have let you go to voicemail, which clearly states my name. Obviously, this is not obvious enough for you.
Also, Sir, arguing with me about my identity will not help. Saying you talked to me earlier and I "said" to call back will somehow NOT change me into your dear Margarite. Rest assured the only time I have ever talked to you is you accusing me of being someone I don't know and harboring unknown people in my studio apartment. Trust me I know no one by those names.
Sir, I would also appreciate that if it is necessary to call me and inquire as to who I am, you at least wait until a reasonable hour. 6 am is not that. Maybe 10, but I do have a small son so you can bet I'm going to be irritable at any hour. I do admire your persistance but if I could reach through the phone and bitch slap you, I would.
Sincerely,
Not Margarite, Laura, or Jared.
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May. 15, 2009 at 12:45 PM
this is awesome, lol. although i am sorry you are going through this :) i hope he gets the message.
May. 15, 2009 at 12:53 PM
Tell him she died last night along with jared and laura in a firey carcrash and youare to distraught to speak about it.
May. 15, 2009 at 1:05 PM
Forsaken...you are bad! Funny, but bad! LOL
May. 15, 2009 at 2:03 PM
If you have a good plan, I'd say "sure - hold one moment, put the phone down and go back to sleep.
May. 15, 2009 at 2:12 PM
lol frankiesmom and forsaken. you ladies are funny
May. 15, 2009 at 3:15 PM
Ask him what he's wearing ; )
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