Most recently my son walks in on my husband going potty.  He runs out and says, "Daddy's penis is HUGE AND IT LOOKS LIKE SQUIDWARD!"

What funny things have your kids said?

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beani...
May. 24, 2009 at 4:36 PM

Oh my!  I don't think that I can compete with that..... But kids do say things that can make me laugh when I should probably not.

Gaia_...
May. 24, 2009 at 7:03 PM

HAHA!!  Sam saw my husband once with a "morning...thing" and he says, "Daddy's penis is BIIIIIG.  It's pointing the way!!!"

logan...
May. 24, 2009 at 7:15 PM

Ahahahaha!!!  I don't think I can top that. 

Guinh...
May. 25, 2009 at 12:15 AM

rolling on floor

clair...
May. 25, 2009 at 2:25 AM

Nothing that tops big daddy peeners.  But I've gotten the "why do you have hair down there?" thing more than once. 

auror...
May. 25, 2009 at 8:35 AM

ROFL!

callm...
May. 25, 2009 at 10:11 AM

I've been wondering what Squdward reminded me of.  I just couldn't place it.

2kds2...
May. 25, 2009 at 11:34 AM

My 3 year old walked in on her dad once and came out to me and said "Mommy, daddy needs a shower.  He has things hanging from his body. Its gross."

MAURE...
May. 25, 2009 at 3:10 PM

One of my friend's son asked why daddy's penis had a moustache.

irish...
May. 25, 2009 at 4:40 PM

Omigosh!  I was quoting my 21 year old the other day, who had been watching "Full House" one day when she was 2, and the "Michelle" character asked "Where do babies come from" and Amber walked up to the TV and said "Silly, babies come from cribs"  Yep, that's the answer I'd use!

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