Most recently my son walks in on my husband going potty. He runs out and says, "Daddy's penis is HUGE AND IT LOOKS LIKE SQUIDWARD!"
What funny things have your kids said?
HAHA!! Sam saw my husband once with a "morning...thing" and he says, "Daddy's penis is BIIIIIG. It's pointing the way!!!"
Nothing that tops big daddy peeners. But I've gotten the "why do you have hair down there?" thing more than once.
I've been wondering what Squdward reminded me of. I just couldn't place it.
My 3 year old walked in on her dad once and came out to me and said "Mommy, daddy needs a shower. He has things hanging from his body. Its gross."
Omigosh! I was quoting my 21 year old the other day, who had been watching "Full House" one day when she was 2, and the "Michelle" character asked "Where do babies come from" and Amber walked up to the TV and said "Silly, babies come from cribs" Yep, that's the answer I'd use!
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Oh my! I don't think that I can compete with that..... But kids do say things that can make me laugh when I should probably not.