Most recently my son walks in on my husband going potty.  He runs out and says, "Daddy's penis is HUGE AND IT LOOKS LIKE SQUIDWARD!"

What funny things have your kids said?

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roses...
May. 25, 2009 at 8:11 PM

OMG!! I don't whats funnier, the OP, or the PPs!! Bwahaha!

Mama0...
May. 25, 2009 at 9:35 PM

All these answers are cracking me up! My girls caught my DH in the bathroom one day, they came back to me and wanted to know why Daddy had a tail. lol

young...
May. 25, 2009 at 10:57 PM

lmao its funny that I'm reading this, my husband just walked up moments ago in his boxers because hes going to bed, an my son grabs his "bulge"an goes "honk honk"  an runs away laughing, i couldn't help but laugh my husband looked so confused.. an then i see this lmao..

mom2jade
May. 25, 2009 at 11:01 PM

lol youngmariedmom....sounds like something id do

young...
May. 25, 2009 at 11:03 PM

lol he probably noticed now an again mommy touching daddy's no no spot but lol honk honk? i have no clue where he got that from.. it was priceless lol

KTMOM
May. 25, 2009 at 11:37 PM hahahaaaa.... OH boy, I can't name just one thing that my son has said that cracks me or someone else, he is a regular comedian. Boys!

Alynn74
May. 26, 2009 at 12:09 AM

My three year old daughter told me just the other day when she walked in on me drying off from a shower that I needed to shave. I thought she meant my legs so I told her I did . She said "No Mommy, I'm talking about the beard between your legs."

Heath...
May. 26, 2009 at 12:26 AM

that was hilarious and I'll never look at Squidward the same again!

My then 3 1/2 yr old son, went shopping with my youngest sis...she was in the dressing room trying on clothes with him next to her of course. It was then my son discovered her thong and said "whats that?" She replied "my underwear" then my son says rather loudly "where's the rest of it?" LOL She said she about died and people started laughing so she scooped him up and left! HA HA

singe...
May. 26, 2009 at 12:38 AM

bouncing

needp...
May. 26, 2009 at 12:59 AM

Oh my gosh that is so funny! ROFLMAO

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