Why Men Live Stressless Lives

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Subject: Why men are never depressed, or Stressed.

Men SEEM TO BE  Happier People AND HERE'S WHY!
 

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours. 

Wedding plans take care of themselves. 

Chocolate is just another snack. 

You can never be pregnant. 

Car mechanics tell you the truth. 

You know stuff about tanks and engines

The world is your urinal

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. 

You don't have to stop and think of which way
to turn a nut on a bolt 
 

Same work, more pay.  

Wrinkles add character 

  
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them 

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. 

One mood all the time
 
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. 

You can open all your own jars.
 

You get extra credit for the slightest
act of thoughtfulness

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough

You never have strap problems in public 

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. 

You only have to shave your face and neck 

You can play with toys all your life 
 
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. 

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look 
 

You can 'do' your nails with a  pocket knife.
 

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache. 
 
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on
December 24 in 25 minutes.

The Main reason you led a stressless life, pouring rain does NOTHING BAD to either your Hair or your face. 

Plus you look great in a wet t shirt!!