What I've accomplished in my first trimester...

[bethany_smith]

What I accomplished in my first trimester...

I battled a black ninja in my jammies and totally won.

I was involved in a high speed car chase in pursuit of the ice cream truck who was harbouring the BEST chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream ever made.

My unborn child burst through my stomach and broke out in a lovely rendition of  "Total Eclipse of the Heart".

I painted my nails a magical pink color and was transformed into a world kind of like Narnia where I battled the Ice Queen, and won.

I found out my husband was cheating on me, but it's totally cool because it was me. Hmmm I hope I don't have a twin somewhere!

My treadmill could talk to me and it told me I was fat. I blew it up.

A black panther tried kidnapping my daughter and I totally kicked it's butt, and won.

My obscure cousin knocked on my door to take me to Disney World! But, when we got there it was a turned into an "evil" theme park. Then I realized I forgot my 2 year old 500 miles away and had to drive back to get her. No big deal right?

I went bungee jumping.

I met Paris Hilton and Mark Mc Grath.

I told Angelina Jolie EXACTLY what I think of her nastiness and Brad Pitt and I are now best friends.

I was a really bad stand up comedian and fell in love with Dane Cook. (Sorry hubs!)

I met Freddy Cougar and flipped him off. He's not killing me in my dreams, I always win!

...in case you didn't realize these were awesome adventures I had while I was sleeping! Yay for crazy pregnant dreams and yay for me writing them down this time around! lol

As for anything substantial... yeah my house is a disaster still and I cooked for the first time in a week today! Thank God I'm feeling better!

[IndieAudrey85]

Jun. 4, 2009 at 5:45 PM

hahahaha! have i told you i love you? lol cause i do! you crack me the hell up!

[Cheerfulbird]

Jul. 10, 2009 at 2:22 PM

This is too funny! I thought my first trimester dreams were odd! LOL!  And I'm with you on the last part about the cooking and cleaning! :)

[HByrne]

Aug. 13, 2009 at 3:00 PM

LMAO!! I wish I had done that too...