A man was sunbathing naked at the beach. 

For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his penis. 

A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat." 

He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so  ugly it would lift itself."

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adams...
Jun. 4, 2009 at 12:48 PM

That was funny!bouncing

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theya...
Jun. 4, 2009 at 1:07 PM

OH SNAP!!! LOL

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Kajen...
Jun. 4, 2009 at 3:47 PM

ROFL

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