Should be immediately turned into a spin-off.

Possible ideas:

  • Jon VS. Kate, C-list Celebrity Beat-Down 2009


  • Pre-therapy Therapy with Dr.Drew; Why your mother is so neurotic that she won't even let you use markers and how you can avoid turning into that mess.


  • My Big Fat Obnoxious Marital Affair scandal


  • MTV's True Life: My parents put my childhood on network TV because they wanted lots of money.


  • Any other spin-off you can think of as long as it also stars Danny Bonaduce.  Or Gary Busey.  Either one makes ANYTHING watchable for sheer entertainment value.

Add yours.  You know you want to.

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sapient
Jun. 9, 2009 at 1:21 AM

Jon and Nadia plus 22

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tiny_...
Jun. 9, 2009 at 1:51 AM

Jon plus 4 (30 mins)

Kate plus 4 (30 mins)

 

Kate plus 8 and Jon's broke as a mofo

 

Our life in ruins, the sextuplets and twins' story.

 

Beyond Belief: 8 Children's exploitation thanks to an entire country

 

Jon and Nadia Homeless but hey, we got the fuck away from Kate!

 

Alexis, Leah, Hannah, Maddy, and Cara, future Crackwhore Strippers of America!

 

How can I mangle my family beyond repair just to make a few more bucks and get on more tabloids? Kate's story.

 

I'm sure I can think of more.

Seriously, those parents make me sick.

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auror...
Jun. 9, 2009 at 2:35 AM

ROFL!  I love all of these....

Sapient we could call the un-censored version of your idea Jon and Nadia plus a shit ton of kids.

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nerdyma7
Jun. 9, 2009 at 2:57 AM

Jon plus a cardboard box

See Kate roll in child support/alimony checks like Uncle Scrooge

Basically celebrity rehab on VH1 but with their kids and Octomom's kids

Kate figures out she hates penis and "goes through a lesiban stage" then figures out no woman wants her

I can't think of anymore right now, I betcha some will hit me in the morning.

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Ibelo...
Jun. 9, 2009 at 7:30 AM

Dr.Phil on why your dumb butts feel the need for public attention

Jon and Nadia's secret sex tape.

8 plus neither of these clowns.

Kate and Secret lover Smack Down.

Jon and Kate Battle Royal over kids

Jon and Kate Suitcase match.

I watch way too much wrestling can you tell.

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KGCMO...
Jun. 9, 2009 at 8:41 AM LOL! These are pretty funny! Way to start off my day... with a good laugh!

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Gaia_...
Jun. 9, 2009 at 9:09 AM

Kate plus 8 and Jon's broke as a mofo

 

This one made me snort coffee out my nose!!

bouncing

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jsben...
Jun. 9, 2009 at 9:25 AM

Jon and Kate plus 8 Meet Octomom's 8--Ninja Smash-off

Kate plus 8 on weekdays, Jon plus 8 on weekends

48 Hours Mystery:  The disappearance of the Famous "8s" father

Nip/Tuck: What's Next for Kate

Kate's Weight Loss Secret:  How I lost 180 lbs while the whole world watched.

 

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Agent...
Jun. 9, 2009 at 9:42 AM

on The Soup, they came up with "Jon minus 9"

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emf6874
Jun. 9, 2009 at 9:45 AM

Jon and Kate plus 8: Jon realizes a diaper isn't the only thing full of shit!

 

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