Liz has died today at 2:30 pm EST due to bleeding ears. Autopsy shows that she was forced to listen to Kidz Bop and Britney Spears(from the 90's) for hours upon hours at a time.

It also shows that Liz had tiny bruises on the bottom of her feet. Coroner believes she had stepped on too many toys which may have also resulted in her death.

Police entered into the apartment to find legos thrown all over the floor beside the body of Liz and a barbie placed stragically on her head. 

The witness was a 3 year old feral child who danced around in a circle around the body of Liz, singing along to Kidz Bop.




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mars33me
Jun. 12, 2009 at 3:04 PM

RIP Liz, now you can get some rest...

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mtnma...
Jun. 12, 2009 at 4:39 PM

Hehehehehe my hubby took the grrls to McD once and that was the dang toy- a Kidz Bop CD- we have a twice through rule. No more...

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saral...
Jun. 12, 2009 at 6:19 PM

so glad I have boys that don't enjoy music xXx

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jermi...
Jun. 12, 2009 at 8:35 PM

sadRIP LIZZ...but I'm sure it was a merciful end!!

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jlknu...
Jun. 13, 2009 at 1:28 PM

Please, spread the word.  Informing others about this terrible tragedy could prevent this from happening to other moms.  Who knows how many others have already fallen victim?!?!

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mrssu...
Jun. 13, 2009 at 1:33 PM

rip liz glad i only have one girl who doesnt care for music..

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Aasiyah
Jun. 13, 2009 at 3:20 PM

funny. LOL

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4kidz916
Jun. 14, 2009 at 12:02 AM

This is very funny.  I hate all of the Kidz Bop CD's.  Luckily so do all of my kids.  I think that is the only kids meal toy they've ever wanted to throw away. 

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calza...
Jun. 14, 2009 at 12:20 AM

Mine would read that I died of bleeding ears due to listening to my 7 year old son whistling ALL THE TIME!!!!!

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survi...
Jun. 24, 2009 at 2:35 PM

HA  I knew it was all potentially deadly!!!!!!

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