There was a full moon last night...

[Bethsunshine]

But it wasn't in the sky!!! I had the most embarrassing moment of my LIFE last night, and I wasn't going to share it, but I figured, if it makes you laugh, and cheers you up after a rotten day, then what the heck!!

I went to the bathroom before church last night and walked into the auditorium. Thankfully, the place wasn't full yet,so praise the Lord for that!! I was standing in the aisle, about halfway down, looking for a place to sit, and a sweet little old lady came up to me and said " You're giving everyone a free shot!!" I didn't understand what she meant, she said it again, and pointed behind me. Yep, you got it, THE BACK OF MY SKIRT WAS TUCKED INTO MY UNDERWEAR!!! I know my face invented a new shade of purple!!! If I had my keys in my possession, I would have left, come home and hid in a hole somewhere. However, my husband had the keys in HIS pocket since he drove, and he was putting some stuff in our van, and wasn't around for the exposure. As it was, I just sat down and tried to avoid speaking to anyone.

The rest of the night, I had the songs "Blue Moon" and "Bad Moon Rising" running through my head. I guess I should be grateful that the choir didn't suddenly burst out singing those songs!

Moral of the story: Always make sure your skirt isn't tucked into your underwear before you leave the bathroom!!!

[science_spot]

Jun. 15, 2009 at 4:06 PM

omg I am so sorry that happened!  I would have been mortified.

[Maddape48854]

Jun. 16, 2009 at 9:22 PM

Thanks Beth, totally made me laugh! Sorry it was at your expense

[adkmommy]

Jun. 17, 2009 at 11:52 AM

Oh man, thanks for sharing!  At least that nice lady told you and didn't let you go all evening like that!

[1daughter5sons]

Jul. 3, 2009 at 12:20 AM

I'm not kidding...I have had crazy dreams about embarrassing stuff like that. LOL And I'm constantly worried its gonna happen. You poor thing. I feel so bad for you. Thank goodness for the little old lady.  Not too long ago, a neighbor man thought he'd do a good deed and mow our lawn for us on his riding mower. I was in the shower. I heard the mower, but lots of times when it sounds like its in our yard, I'll look and he is mowing his yard. So I didn't think anything of it. I had my bra and underwear on, but I went by the window to get my hair gel which was on the sink.  As I did, yep, there he was! I was mortified! I, hurriedly, got away from the window. Talk about embarrassing! He doesn't do that anymore and I'm careful to put something in front of the window. Yeah...embarrassing moments...not good.