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The joys of having a boy- top 5 things I never thought I'd yell loud enough for the neighbors to hear
- Jun 19, 2009 at 11:24 AM
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When you become a parent it becomes official, you are the crazy lady saying things you never thought you'd say. I know I never had the "no hiding vegetables in your diaper" rule before I had a child. Here are the top 5 things I never thought I'd yell loud enough for the neighbors to hear.
5. Stop eating the cat food, I'm makin' dinner!
4. Stop licking the windows!
3. Get your pop-tart out of the VCR NOW!
2. Don't bite the dog!
1. Get the cat out of your mouth!
And he's only two! I'm sure there are many more great parenting moments (and ridiculous rules) to come!
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Last year I had to break out with "get that whisk away from your penis!"
Boys are so weird.
Jun. 19, 2009 at 11:46 AM
Last year I had to break out with "get that whisk away from your penis!"
Boys are so weird.
That reminds me, we are potty training and more that once I have yelled "Do NOT pee on that electrical outlet!" Boys are strange!
How about yelling at my 4 yr old...
DON'T START THAT CAR, DADDY'S UNDER THERE!
or
NO CLIMBING OUT THE WINDOWS!
or
Yes, if you eat the marker, you will poop green, DO NOT TRY IT!
or Daddys favorite...
NO, I will NOT lick you nuts!
Lol, DS had a sundae cone, that had nuts on the top, and he wanted Daddy to lick the nuts off, lol...
These are hilarious...i can't wait!!!
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OMG, I had to laugh. I can really relate. When my son was a toddler, he would store his loveys and hot wheels cars in his diapers.
I have said some of the craziest things to my kids that I would have never thought I would ever say in my life.
I do have to tell ya, it doesn't get better with this on. :)
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