I force my eyes open and through the filtered twilight in my room stare
at the clock in disbelief. 7:12 am. I am greeted by a one year old who
quickly decides that he'd rather play than snuggle, who is in turn
greeted by a sleep deprived daddy who is less than amused by Jevan's
playful antics. Apparently he doesn't appreciate being a jungle gym
right now.
So, I rise, skillfully pulling on a hoodie while
still holding the baby. We tiptoe downstairs, already with a to-do
list-- coffee. I get Jevan settled with some toys and take a sip of
fresh-brewed life-sustaining nectar (with a splash of Chocolate Eclair
creamer) and feel the stirrings of my days ambition. I decide to make
chocolate chip banana bread, and while that is baking my mind
wanders... I look around the house and my thoughts are quickly brought
out of the intoxicating dreamland to the reality that I have company
coming to stay and my house, well, looks like I have two kids and a
dog. I reluctantly leave the sanctuary of the keyboard and my coffee
and reach for the dust rag.
One room down and I am hailed
from the top step by a sleepy-eyed Lakai. Carry me, he says. We come
down and again I reach for the dust rag. Don't put me down, he says.
So I bend, and twist and reach, contorting in ways only a mom can to
get the dust off the window sills behind the couch and off the piano.
The oven dings, and my back and arms are relieved for the time being.
I
pull breakfast from the oven. You makin brownies, Mom? Nope! I say.
It's banana bread. I NOT LIKE BANANA BREAD! I WANT BROWNIES! Well. I
glance down at him matter-of-factly, We're not having brownies. Why?
Because we don't eat brownies for breakfast. Why? Because... (I
pause. Brownies for breakfast really does sound amazing right about
now) WHY? So I give him the most honest answer I can think of. Because we're out.
We
decide on oatmeal while the bread cools, and Lakai concedes that banana
bread is an acceptable substitute for brownies. I find Jevan, who has
occupied himself playing with a dog toy, and strap him into his
highchair. I look through a row of small glass jars and decide we'll
see what he thinks of pureed mango. I sneak a bite into his mouth
between fistfuls of cheerios. He reciprocates with a wrinkled nose and
a shake of his head. Undaunted, I go for bite two. And the crowd goes wild! It's in! SCOOOOOOORRRRE!
Whew. Half a jar down, and he starts grappling for the spoon. Okay, I
say. You do it. I load up the spoon and hand it to him. He opts not to grab the handle, but the small mound of yellow mush,
then notices his foot resting against the tray. He grabs his toes,
firmly squeezing them and I see mango squish between his toes. Awesome. After
a few minutes of him mauling the spoon I am able to divert his
attention and grab it back. My attempt at reentry is thwarted as slimy
fingers wind their way between mine and grasp the spoon. This time it
goes into his mouth sideways, like a dog carrying a bone. Over my
shoulder I hear Lakai. We have piqued his interest enough that he has
stopped chanting "Diarrhea" and giggling at himself to watch as Jevan
dodges my grab for the spoon, flicking tropical goop across the kitchen
and sticks the spoon back between his four large teeth. He looks at
me, wrinkles his nose and gives a triumphant grin. Breakfast is over.
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Banana bread for breakfast sounds yummy. Sure beats pb&j...EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.
- ivansmom07
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