
Only
a few of us are lucky enough to say that we live within driving
distance of a beach. With this luxury comes a knowledge of years of
experience combing the beaches during the on and off season to know the
unwritten rules while you are at the beach. Check out my top 5 tips if
your planning on heading to a beach this summer.
5. The Ocean Is Not a Pool
I
know this might sound like a "duh" statement but you would be surprised
at the people that go into an ocean, feel something swim by them, freak
out and run to shore. Fish, crabs, dolphins and yes sharks swim in the
ocean because it is their home! Screaming while your running towards
the shore will not prevent animals living in the ocean and sometimes
coming into your comfort zone. Sharks terrify anyone, and if your sure
you see one, scream like mad hell towards the shore, but for the most
part (and despite if the media is having a slow week and decides to run
"shark attack" stories) the attacks are extremely rare. If you're only comfortable with the occasional bug or frog, go to a pool.
4. Take Your Garbage With You
No
one likes a litter bug. Especially when you are on a beach, usually
walking barefoot and laying in the sand. Nothing is worse than laying
down and seeing someone's garbage they left behind because they were
too lazy to clean it up. Eventually that
same garbage will get washed up in the tide and an animal will probably
think its food and suffer horrible health defects (or even die) because you couldn't take 5 minutes to throw away your trash.
Another
pet peeve (no pun intended) is when beach-goers take their animals to
the beach and let them do their business without picking it up. If you
are a shell collector, those little pieces of poo can sometimes look
like a piece of driftwood or other shell until you pick it up and get
grossed out. (that is the exact reason I do not pick up "cool looking
rocks" anymore at the beach!) Beach rules are the same as anywhere else, pick up after your pet!
3. Watch Out For Surfers/Fisherman
Not
everyone goes to the beach just to lay out or walk up and down the
shore line. There are surfers that pick certain spots in the water that
have the best waves. These spots, once rightfully claimed (rightfully
claimed meaning who gets there first) are not the spots you want to
take your children to play in the water. Surfers are competitive
athletes that try to beat each other out for the best wave and once
they are riding that wave and see a small child playing in the water,
it could be too late too switch course to avoid hitting the child. Any
size surfboard could easily pop out of the water the wrong way and
slice your head open.
Fisherman also have the same rights to the
ocean as anyone. Though they cast their line out very far, there is no
telling how far the line can drift with rip currents and wave patterns.
One rouge wave could leave you as the only thing getting hooked. If you are in the water, stay a good 40-60 feet from any fisherman or surfers to avoid getting run over or hooked.
2. Don't Feed the Damn Seagulls
Seagulls
are rats with wings. I absolutely detest the bird and could sleep
soundly if I never have to see or hear a cackle of another sea gull
again. One sure fire way to tell if someone has never been to a beach
before is when they start holding out their food so the "seagulls will
come and eat it!" It's not cute, it's not fun. Especially for the
people around you who are trying to relax and you cannot relax on a
beach with 100 sea gulls around you fighting for food and will poop on
you the second they get a chance. I cannot think of a single circumstance where it was funny/cool to feed a seagull.
(scratch that, it was insanely funny, coming back from a trip on a boat
and a ton of sea gulls were following us and my friend held out a
potato chip to lure the sea gull in to catch him, he grabbed part of
the bird, only to be bitten - hilarious)
1. Please Don't Run Over My Shells
For
anyone that knows me, you know I am an avid shell collector. Shells are
in every room of my house and I showcase them proudly as if they were
trophies. Where else can you go that has beautiful treasures on the
ground for anyone to pick up and take home FOR FREE?! Nothing annoys me
more as when I am walking a beach and someone rides their bike, runs,
or takes a car directly over a shell bed. It may not seem like anything
to you, but shells are beautiful treasure from the sea and to run your
equipment right over a shell bed is just plain rude. I can't tell you
how many times I have been at the beach actually looking in a shell bed
and have someone run over the exact bed I'm looking in, destroying
everything in their path. Have a little respect for nature's beauty and one of the few things are both beautiful and free in this world.
A couple of other tips to help you if you are heading to beach is don't invade others spaces.
If room on the beach permits, keep a good distance from other families
and visitors to the beach. We are all going to relax and having a
stranger in your "bubble" makes anyone feel uneasy. Another good way to
avoid invading someone's space is to be considerate when you are
shaking out your sand-ridden items. Step away from anyone that is
around and proceed to shake off your towels and clothes from a safe
distance to avoid getting sand over someone who is reading a book or
napping.
Bonus Tip: Keep your feet from frying!
When you arrive at the beach (or pool), flip your sandals over to avoid
putting your feet into burning hot sandals when your ready to leave.
Do you have a great tip for Beach Etiquette to share? Email them here.
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