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Some embarrassment lately...
- Jun 23, 2009 at 3:15 PM
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I don't know what's up, but embarrassing stuff has been happening to me lately.
Okay so first thing that happened. Borrow my Mom's car Friday night so I could be over early in the morning without disturbing my kids sleep. I'm driving down the freeway and the flipping windshield wipers PLUS the wiper fluid came on full freaking blast. Spraying everyone around me. Twice this happened.Not that bad, but you sure feel like an asshole driving 70mph spraying other peoples cars.
Second thing that happened is I went to the store to get some new shorts. My first pair of shorts in 4 years might I add. So I'm in the fitting room trying them on, all done and I realize I can't get out of the fitting room. I'm pulling on the door as hard as I can. For some reason it slipped my mind to attempt to push the door. So I knock for the sales lady. She asks if I need any help and I told her I couldn't get out. She goes "ma'am you push the doors." I just kind of laughed it off, but I felt really dumb.
Last thing is probably the worst. When I'm in the car sans hubby and kids I tend to "jam" as I like to say. Well I was on my way home from doing photos on Saturday(I didn't tell my hubby this one I would never hear the end of it). I was jamming to "Lady" by Styx. I was full fledge singing, hitting my hand on the steering wheel to the beat, the whole shebang. And I mean singing top of my lungs and I can't carry a tune. Well someone is hanging out the window of the car in front of me giving me a thumbs up. When I got to the stop light I stopped, they were in the left turn lane honking at me and cracking up.
lol. Fun stories to tell though.
Comments:
I completely know how you feel!! I am the queen of tripping in public....my bra came undone the other day.......ha! There's lots of things that happen to me!
Lol.....the other day, hubby and I were done *ahem*.....doing it, and we were talking about where the term Porking came from lol......the next day we were at a function with his family (Where we were all drinking), and REALLY LOUD.....hubby says to his MOTHER "Last night, after we were done having sex, we were wondering where the term Porking came from....Do you know?" I almost died.....I was so mortified!!! Lol....now it's just funny, but I was sooooo embarrassed!!
Hope that made you feel better!!
Oh well the wipers thing they can just get over it. The fitting room yeah real blonde moment there and as for the 'jamming" in the car good for you we all need to cut loose sometimes. I hope you did not let the ding dongs in the other car bring you down. We only live once so you might as well have some fun.
omg i loved all your stories and the dressing room i was cracking up, thought i was going to pee my pants... but here is one for you, I was at the Kroger on Georgesville rd, well i was walking and the autmatic door didn't open, ran smack into it, the best part was i knocked off track bc they break away for emergancys omg it was sooo funny ( now, but not then )
ahahhaahahhah good laughs!!
Those are hilarious!! Reminded me of when my bro was little and was in the bathroom and asked us what he was supposed to do with the toilet paper!? We were like "PUT IT IN THE TOILET AND FLUSH IT!!!" It was hilarious...
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I've had so many odd things occur in my life since my SO passed away in January of 2008.
I am not sure what is going on, but I believe it is more like Armageddon!
I feel as if God wants the people of the world to unite; not fight.
It seems as if the whole world is against each other more than being as one. Could this be the WWIII that Nostradamus speaks of?
I believe in Powers Greater than Ourselves.
Not so much embarassing, but just getting us to realize we NEED each other, no matter what our backgrounds may be.
Peace and Love,
- ironkitten
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