What is a girl supposed to do with a dead body?

[Kajenloca]

First let me say; I do not have a dead body (that I am aware of) on the premises, nor have I ever had one. Please continue reading, this post is not as morbid as the title insinuates. I think you will be surprisingly pleased...

I was thinking today about friendships. I have been blessed with some very special friends over the years. There have been certain seasons in my life when just the right person has been placed in my path...and when that period has passed, the friendship fades just like the changing colors of the season. There are other friends, however, that are cemented into my life-true forever friends.

I totally believe in kindred spirits. I do not think "age" has to put an end to those long conversations that continue late into the night. The kind filled with girlish giggling and heartfelt dialogue; whether in person or on the phone with a bosom buddy. Women need those strong friendships, like the air we breathe. We need someone to raid the chocolate stash with when we are PMSing. We need someone that we can share our deepest secrets, hopes and dreams. Someone we can ask advice or turn to when a need comes up. Please do not think that I am suggesting that we take away from our marriage relationship. But, even my husband would agree that a "girlfriend" is a requirement for his sanity...

And the ultimate friendship would be-a dead body friend. I just recently heard this term and absolutely love it! A "dead body friend" is someone that you can call up in the middle of the night/early morning and say, "I've got a dead body at my house..." Without hesitation, no questions asked, this person will come running.

I will pause a second while you contemplate who you would call...

Hopefully most of us will never need help to dispose of a body, but we all need friends that we can call in a moment of crises. Someone who will get out of bed in the dead of night, drop everything in a heartbeat, or do whatever is required to lend a hand in a time of need.

What is a girl supposed to do with a dead body? Call her "dead body" friend!

I'm grateful that I have some very special dead body friends. I hope they realize that I would do the same for them as well. I am pretty sure that I will never have the need for body removal, but it is nice to know I have someone to call if a serious problem ever arises.

So, do you have a dead body friend? I pray you do! Why don't you let that person(s) know today...you don't necessarily have to mention the dead body part(lol)-just how much that special someone means to you.

 

Tags: funny, sentimental, friends, dead bodies, who you gonna call...

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[kallie0478]

Jun. 30, 2009 at 7:06 PM

Thanks again for a great post, I'm grateful to say that I have a few "dead body friends"!

[beanielips]

Jun. 30, 2009 at 8:46 PM

Dead Body Friends are hard to come by, but when you find them, they are the best things on earth.

I really like what you said about seasons and friendships.... how true it is!

[clairandamjones]

Jun. 30, 2009 at 11:35 PM

I personally believe that very few "dead body friends" will enter our hearts in a lifetime.  We don't need many; when you love someone that much, it's about quality, not quantity. 

I have very few dead body friends, but I love each of them dearly.

[Mexica]

Jul. 1, 2009 at 12:06 AM

I like this post to bad I have no one to call if I had to dispose of a dead body..I'd just do it myself I guess.

[briarraindancer]

Jul. 1, 2009 at 12:20 AM

A good number of my dead body friends are scattered through the comments here. =0)

I've been searching for a long time for a word or phrase that would denote those very special friends... that isn't BFF. Or some other acronym. Now I've found it. ;0) Thanks, Kim!!!

[wifedoll]

Jul. 1, 2009 at 4:12 AM

I am blessed to say that I have dead body friends...YIPPEE!!!

Thanks Kim for another great post! You are such a blessings and always speak the truth with humorous love.

[Tygermommanikki]

Jul. 1, 2009 at 5:19 AM

I don' t have one either

*CRIES* --- I don't have one. 

I did once upon a time... and I'm going to keep my eye out for dead body friend material...so far it's been a dead end.
(All puns intended!)

[sweetpeatexas21]

Jul. 1, 2009 at 5:28 AM

i have a few. sadly they are all in the states and i'm not. but i for sure know who to call when i get home!

[tired703]

Jul. 1, 2009 at 6:53 AM

omg i didnt even have to think about who my dead body friend is it was just there and i was without one of thoes friends for a long time and seemed to have a rougher time without one and i can tell you that the friend that i got now is not just going to pick up and go away without me she even wants to kid nap me and my kids and move us with her to florida and if she cant is willing to stay in my area and on my street we keep eachother sane both of being single mothers

[juzme2day]

Jul. 1, 2009 at 7:57 AM

Very good writing!