What is a girl supposed to do with a dead body?

[Kajenloca]

First let me say; I do not have a dead body (that I am aware of) on the premises, nor have I ever had one. Please continue reading, this post is not as morbid as the title insinuates. I think you will be surprisingly pleased...

I was thinking today about friendships. I have been blessed with some very special friends over the years. There have been certain seasons in my life when just the right person has been placed in my path...and when that period has passed, the friendship fades just like the changing colors of the season. There are other friends, however, that are cemented into my life-true forever friends.

I totally believe in kindred spirits. I do not think "age" has to put an end to those long conversations that continue late into the night. The kind filled with girlish giggling and heartfelt dialogue; whether in person or on the phone with a bosom buddy. Women need those strong friendships, like the air we breathe. We need someone to raid the chocolate stash with when we are PMSing. We need someone that we can share our deepest secrets, hopes and dreams. Someone we can ask advice or turn to when a need comes up. Please do not think that I am suggesting that we take away from our marriage relationship. But, even my husband would agree that a "girlfriend" is a requirement for his sanity...

And the ultimate friendship would be-a dead body friend. I just recently heard this term and absolutely love it! A "dead body friend" is someone that you can call up in the middle of the night/early morning and say, "I've got a dead body at my house..." Without hesitation, no questions asked, this person will come running.

I will pause a second while you contemplate who you would call...

Hopefully most of us will never need help to dispose of a body, but we all need friends that we can call in a moment of crises. Someone who will get out of bed in the dead of night, drop everything in a heartbeat, or do whatever is required to lend a hand in a time of need.

What is a girl supposed to do with a dead body? Call her "dead body" friend!

I'm grateful that I have some very special dead body friends. I hope they realize that I would do the same for them as well. I am pretty sure that I will never have the need for body removal, but it is nice to know I have someone to call if a serious problem ever arises.

So, do you have a dead body friend? I pray you do! Why don't you let that person(s) know today...you don't necessarily have to mention the dead body part(lol)-just how much that special someone means to you.

 

Tags: funny, sentimental, friends, dead bodies, who you gonna call...

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[My2J.A.P.s]

Jul. 1, 2009 at 12:51 PM

My "dead body" friend lives 2000 miles away now. 

[kathie167218]

Jul. 1, 2009 at 12:54 PM

I thought you meant the body who is sleeping infront of the TV  Ha Ha

[Tracyrae]

Jul. 1, 2009 at 1:22 PM

I have to say, as soon as I read the title, I thought , well, you'd call your best girlfriend to bring the shovel!    I am lucky enough to have a 'maryann'  :)

[Mina2904]

Jul. 1, 2009 at 1:23 PM

*cries* I don't have one nearby! The only dead body friends I have are states away and they couldn't get here fast enough before the "body decomposes", in a manner of speaking.

(So, in an emergency, I'm kinda screwed. LOL)

[MaMas06]

Jul. 1, 2009 at 2:39 PM

in a moments notice my BFF would come running! (now if only I can get her to answer her cell phone!)  lol.

[DeTora_Family]

Jul. 1, 2009 at 3:09 PM

I have one and I am one.

[jmomma2003]

Jul. 1, 2009 at 3:51 PM

my sister is my "dead-body friend"...

[lucindamartinez]

Jul. 1, 2009 at 4:06 PM

No dead body friend here either.....guess that leaves no one to tell on me if they get upset when I bury the body in the back yard!  LOL  Just kidding. 

[burkemom]

Jul. 1, 2009 at 4:30 PM

You are so right on.  My girlfriends are my life line! 

[ntimeout]

Jul. 1, 2009 at 5:06 PM

omg...can i get a "goodbye Earllllllllll.....   lol