The washcloth

[chipper87]

THE WASHCLOTH

 

The Washcloth 
 
Ladies this has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is not a 
Woman alive today who won't crack up over this----

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.

Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell 
Me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am.

I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was 
Already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.

As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene 
When making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to 
Make the full effort.

So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.

I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.

Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, 
Looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.

I was a little surprised when the doctor said, 'My, we have made an 
Extra effort this morning, haven't we?' I didn't respond.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home.  The 
Rest of the day was normal. Some shopping, cleaning, cooking.

After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out 
Fro m the bathroom, 'Mommy, where's my washcloth?'

I told her to get another one from the cupboard.  She replied, 'No, I 
Need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and 
Sparkles saved inside it.'

Never going back to that doctor. Ever.

[littleboys2008]

Jun. 30, 2009 at 11:58 PM

That is soooooo  hilarious! Lol sounds like something that would happen to me.

[littleboys2008]

Jun. 30, 2009 at 11:59 PM

Oh by the way i voted it popular so maybe every woman can see it. I needed a good laugh thats funny.

[cassy712]

Jul. 1, 2009 at 1:32 PM

LMAO!!!! I wasn't expecting to laugh so hard....that's hilarious.