O nomz hao ai <3 joo

n teh mornin ai haz pancaeks

adn ai nomz wifout mistaekz

ai nevuh dropz a caek 4 ai

<3 teh caeks.

n teh lunch tiemz ai haz a sammich

adn n dat tiemz ai nomz on carutz

4 dey r ornge and gud 4 uz

den ai haz teh snackz

wich r epics wif dur nomz

den thur iz teh bestest meel uv teh dai


Oh dinnuh, hao ai <3 joo

wif ur cheezburgrness

ai prayi 2 ceelin kitteh

ebery niniz 4 ceelin kitteh haz blessd mai <3 wif nomz


Translation from lolspeek to English.

Oh food. How I love thee.

In the morning I have pancakes

and I eat without a mistake

For I shall never drop a cake

I love pancakes.

Lunchtime is munch time.

Where I indulge in a sandwich

and eat carrots

Which are orange and very good for us.

Then it is snacktime

which are fanastic and wonderful

then it's dinner time. Which is the best time

Dinner, I how I love you.

You seduce me with your cheeseburgers

and I have to pray to the ceiling cat.

Every evening I kneel and thank ceiling cat for my food

She has blessed my heart with food.

Thank you ceiling cat.

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Jul. 2, 2009 at 11:14 PM

Ai tinkz dat ceelin kitteh wud liek dis poem lotz. Ai <3 noms 2.

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Jul. 2, 2009 at 11:51 PM


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Jul. 3, 2009 at 1:18 PM

LOL youre insane ;)

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Jul. 3, 2009 at 10:20 PM

wow you beat me on the crazeez

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