O nomz hao ai <3 joo
n teh mornin ai haz pancaeks
adn ai nomz wifout mistaekz
ai nevuh dropz a caek 4 ai
<3 teh caeks.
n teh lunch tiemz ai haz a sammich
adn n dat tiemz ai nomz on carutz
4 dey r ornge and gud 4 uz
den ai haz teh snackz
wich r epics wif dur nomz
den thur iz teh bestest meel uv teh dai
Oh dinnuh, hao ai <3 joo
wif ur cheezburgrness
ai prayi 2 ceelin kitteh
ebery niniz 4 ceelin kitteh haz blessd mai <3 wif nomz
Translation from lolspeek to English.
Oh food. How I love thee.
In the morning I have pancakes
and I eat without a mistake
For I shall never drop a cake
I love pancakes.
Lunchtime is munch time.
Where I indulge in a sandwich
and eat carrots
Which are orange and very good for us.
Then it is snacktime
which are fanastic and wonderful
then it's dinner time. Which is the best time
Dinner, I how I love you.
You seduce me with your cheeseburgers
and I have to pray to the ceiling cat.
Every evening I kneel and thank ceiling cat for my food
She has blessed my heart with food.
Thank you ceiling cat.