Carter's Top Five Funny Sayings

[mom2-2crazyboys]

I use to do this with Davis a long time back..when Carter was just learning words. So now it is time to give Carter a shot to shine!! (If you haven't read Davis', just scan back through my journals...they were a riot!)

 

In no certain order:

1. I am using the restroom and Carter busts in dressed in full Batman cape and mask and announces "I'm here...I'm Batman!" to which I reply how nice and cute he looks and ask if he is there to help me..he sneers and says "You are pee potty...help yourself, not Batman do it!" I guess that did seem a little lazy of me!! LOL!

 

2. We are going to Aunt Nonna's house. Aunt Nonna is a 20yr. old college student that also works...so not alot of time for housekeeping!! She also has a tiny chihuahua that uses the puppy pads, and hadn't had time to change them, for our surprise visit (once again I am going to the bathroom in this story!) Well Carter is HIGH-STEPPING over her dirty clothes, books, dog toys, etc and says "Mom, this is de-gus-ting!"

 

3. My husband was trying to tell Carter that he wasn't allowed to have juice, tea, pop, or basically anything to drink since it was getting late. Carter was trying to cleverly debate him with lots of reasons, when finally Jason said "Carter that is enough..I said NO" and Carter said "Well, that is just craziness from you!"

 

4. Carter was getting in trouble for, hmmm....I think maybe hitting  his cousin Mimi with a light saber? but it could have been a number of things. Well, anyway I was in the middle of lecturing him, when he completely cuts me off and rushes out the words "That's OKAY MomI sorry, I'll never Do it Again"  Not real sure if this one is all that funny..or scary??!! He just turned three!!

5. Carter loves to play dress up...usually with Aunt Danae's princess costumes. Aunt Danae is 7yrs, btw!! Well, this just set my Dad and hubby on edge! LOL!! One evening my Dad came home to see Carter in full Cinderella dress and told him that he looked like a sissy. Carter stomps his foot and pouts "I'm not a sissy...I'm a Frincess!!"

[shoppingmammy]

Jul. 4, 2009 at 12:53 AM

These are so funny.  Where do they get their humor? 

[mimismommy]

Jul. 4, 2009 at 1:05 AM

He is a Frincess!! Leave him alone!!

These would be even more funny if I didn't have to hear his mocking bird of a cousin spout the exact same things the EXACT same way Carter says them!! (except normally way out of context)

[SuperNonna]

Jul. 4, 2009 at 10:11 AM

Where's the "What the heck??" comment?? And I loved the "It's raining on my head!!" that one day... oh and of course my favorite Carter saying is "I Love you SOOO much!" but now he just says Bye when I tell him I love him... lol

[AmyJo820]

Aug. 14, 2009 at 11:26 AM

Your kids are hilarious!  I like 1 and 3 the best.  Sooo cute!