Blonde Joke,,,,

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A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO HOUSTON WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS
GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER
TICKET. SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND
THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.
THE BLONDE REPLIES, 'I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO
HOUSTON AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE.'
 THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT
AND THE COPILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS THAT
BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.
THE COPILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT
BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO
HER SEAT.
THE BLONDE REPLIES, 'I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO
HOUSTON AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE.'
THE COPILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE
POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T
LISTEN TO REASON.
 THE PILOT SAYS, 'YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS. I'M
MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE.'
 HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE
SAYS, 'OH, I'M SORRY.'  AND SHE GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN
ECONOMY.

 THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND COPILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT
HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.





  I TOLD HER, 'FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO HOUSTON '

[mrs_khan07]

Jul. 20, 2009 at 1:30 AM

Oh that is hilarious!  I have to tell my husband, he loves the blonde jokes! Hope you don't mind if I add one of my favorites, you've probably heard this before though:

A redhead walks into the emergency room and demands to see the doctor, claiming that she has pain in her whole body. The doctor sees her and asks her what is wrong. She says, "Everywhere I touch on my body hurts!" So to demonstrate, she touches her elbow and screams, "Ouch!" Then she touches her leg and screams, "Ouch!" She then touches her face and screams, "Ouch!"

The doctor thinks for a moment, then says to her, "You're not really a readhead are you?"

She says, "No, my natural color is blonde. How did you know?"

The doctor replies, "Because your finger is broken."

[margroc]

Aug. 4, 2009 at 5:46 PM

OMG - Those are funny - I was a little worried Mrs. Khan cause I'm a redhead LOL

[texanmommy]

Aug. 19, 2009 at 10:27 PM

Late to the party...story of my life! And those are very funny! But here is my favorite blonde joke...

What do you call a blonde standing in the middle of a room??

 

Central air...haha! A blonde friend told me that one too! lol