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Our House is Full of Mystical Creatures...
- Jul 10, 2009 at 1:08 PM
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The Laundry Fairy -- Miraculusly empties the laundry basket every week (though she does slack on the white clothes until there is a sufficient amount to bother with). Clothes known to *poof* onto the outdoor clothes line, then *poof* into folded stacks, then *poof* disappear into their proper places. Wow. Known to chase husband resident male with rolled up socks and beat him with them. Dislikes - rolled up socks in the laundry, folled up sleeves, unemptied pockets, and feline furball making a toy of the hamper.
The Dish Pixie -- Magically makes sink dishes clean. Refuses to waste time drying dishes especially with the husabnd resident male puts new dishes in the just cleaned sink and leaves it there...sometimes for days. Has been known to put dishes away and empty the dishwasher when the husabnd resident male makes spaghetti for dinner knowing its going to be a mess after. Known to threaten the husabnd resident male with a rolling pin. Dislikes -- cleaning the sink, counter, and stove after the husabnd resident male has cooked dinner.
The House Elf -- Makes mysterious rounds every morning in the living room to put away used glasses, coasters, drink bottles, wraps up cords, puts away game system, opens shower curtain, and picks up bath mat. Currently on a floor strike. Normally known for "operation defurification" where in dust bunnies formed of feline fur are wrangled, surfaces dusted, and the floor swept, dusted, and washed. Known to chase resident pair of felines with broom and to threaten to vaccuum the fur balls while still attached to the felines. Dislikes -- mysterious morning rounds, unidentified materials on the floor and shaking out carpets.
The Bathroom Nymph -- Truly amazing. Goes into a dirty bathroom and then *poof* things are shiny -- even the toilet bowl. Known to hand the husband resident male the toilet scrubbie without a word being said. Dislikes: hair in sink, hair in tub, soaking wet facecloths, and cleaning the toilet.
The Shoe Succubus - Keeps all shoes near the main entrance with a feirce naziesque determination. The husband resident male thinks twice before displeasing. Dislikes -- tripping over giant male shoes and felines noshing on shoe laces.
The Garden Gnome - Normally tends the garden but duties have expanded to keeping some semblance of order in the chaos that is the garage that the husband resident male destroys when working on a project. Dislikes -- personal gnome tools left out in the rain to rust, garden tools left in the garage and not the garden shed, hoses left out in the sun, uncovered grills, house only tools appearing in the garage, tools on the garage floor, recycling overflow, fall leaves, blocked doors, and poison ivy.
The Bed Troll - A fairly new and unknown creature. Known to scare husband resident male. Dislikes -- being awoken by animal nose in ear or eye, husband resident male snoring, being awoken by felines on kidneys in the AM, frigid air conditioning, neighbor's 1000 WATT perpetually on porch light, a bed cover that keeps sliding off the bed, and rain.
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LOL! It is in this house too!
The feline likes to chew on the aklet doesn't it?
For those who don't know the Aklet is that plastic thing at the end of the shoelaces.
Wow, those fairies like to chase people/furry people around with things a lot. Even with that drawback I sure would like to have a couple of those fairies in my house...
The feline likes to chew on the aklet doesn't it?
This should read AGLET
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Hee hee hee!!! This is way too cute for words!
- littlemrsmarcel
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