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jenni's random answers to random journal theme questions
- Jul 13, 2009 at 2:32 PM
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so, i totally wanted to make a journal happen but didn't want to have to rip off stuff from my facebook page to start it - riiiiight? then POOOOOOOF, out of nowhere comes the "DAILY JOURNAL THEME". well, it really wasn't "out of nowhere" persay but i did happen to finally notice it. which lead me here to......
RANDOM ANSWERS TO RANDOM JOURNAL THEME QUESTIONS!
didn't that make this seem; like, totally awesome and huge and great?
it more than likely won't be totally awesome, huge, or great but it'll pass my time so woot-woot to that.
moving on, with that super bad coolness out of the way, cafemom has posed an all encompassing, important theme question that is literally on it's knees, begging to be pondered on, written about. are you ready?
"ARE YOU A HOT WEATHER PERSON OR A COLD WEATHER PERSON?"
now, i know what your thinking. your thinking "jenni lynn, how can you even begin to scratch the surface of this insanely deep question?". i can feel your concern dripping through this page, weighing heavily on my heart. but, alas - i shall be brave and ufc style knee this question in it's face.
ok, so i don't know if you all know this yet but i live in florida. florida is a red hot blazing inferno of death most of the time. floridians like to point out this obvious fact to anyone that will listen. i mean; like, if i was a tourist listening to a floridian being all like, "geez, it's a red hot blazing inferno of death today. man." i would want to hit that floridian with my touristy fist. i mean, come on. it's florida - right?
but we complain anyways. it's what we do. that same imaginary floridian about that was complaining about the hotty hotness to the tourist above more than likely turned to his/her imaginary spouse the minute the tourist turned away and said "tourists! geez. that's all we need now here in florida is more tourists!". i mean, come on. it's florida right? this same imaginary complaining couple were more than likely at disney world waiting in line to take some touristy memoir photo.
now, sometimes if we are really lucky and the insane florida weather gods look down upon our state and say, "wow. we so slammed them with blazing inferno-ness this year. did you see those electric bills and skin cancer rates rise so quickly ever before in your life as a florida weather god? muh ha ha ha ha! we should give them a short break so they feel less inclinded to move northwards. who would we torture then?" we will recieve cooler weather. cooler in florida means like, a gentle 65 degrees which is warm to some people that live in states that have better zoning codes but have to buy coats and mittens and ear warmers and the like. we have crap zoning but that's what goes with being hot all the time. you start to not give a shit about what the stupid building looks or that it's an office and there is a cow farm next to it like, as long as concrete was involved in the construction process and that it has a/c.
but anyways, we complain. we complain alot during this time. some examples would be "DANG IT'S FREAKING COLD!" or "my blood is too thin for this!" or "this isn't beach weather!!!!". all of a sudden everyone forgets that generally it is a red hot blazing inferno of death, humid enough to cut the air with a butter knife, and generally full of skeeters because skeeters love that sort of scene. my personal favorite is "now i'll have to wear long sleeves!", like a long sleeve shirt is not actually make of cloth but of some ancient evil poison that will make warts vomit all over your arms or something.
what does this have to do with hot weather battling cold weather to the death, you say? it has to do with the fact that either way i would more than likely complain about it no matter what my real preference is. to be honest, i don't really think i care either way. weather is weather is weather. whatever.
how fun was that? i think i might do this again, especially if my husband is playing an xbox game i'm bored of playing or if i'm waiting for something more interesting to happen. hopefully the journal themes stay off the charts mad thought provoking just like this one was. ha ha ha.
ttyl people. be good!
RANDOM ANSWERS TO RANDOM JOURNAL THEME QUESTIONS!
didn't that make this seem; like, totally awesome and huge and great?
it more than likely won't be totally awesome, huge, or great but it'll pass my time so woot-woot to that.
moving on, with that super bad coolness out of the way, cafemom has posed an all encompassing, important theme question that is literally on it's knees, begging to be pondered on, written about. are you ready?
"ARE YOU A HOT WEATHER PERSON OR A COLD WEATHER PERSON?"
now, i know what your thinking. your thinking "jenni lynn, how can you even begin to scratch the surface of this insanely deep question?". i can feel your concern dripping through this page, weighing heavily on my heart. but, alas - i shall be brave and ufc style knee this question in it's face.
ok, so i don't know if you all know this yet but i live in florida. florida is a red hot blazing inferno of death most of the time. floridians like to point out this obvious fact to anyone that will listen. i mean; like, if i was a tourist listening to a floridian being all like, "geez, it's a red hot blazing inferno of death today. man." i would want to hit that floridian with my touristy fist. i mean, come on. it's florida - right?
but we complain anyways. it's what we do. that same imaginary floridian about that was complaining about the hotty hotness to the tourist above more than likely turned to his/her imaginary spouse the minute the tourist turned away and said "tourists! geez. that's all we need now here in florida is more tourists!". i mean, come on. it's florida right? this same imaginary complaining couple were more than likely at disney world waiting in line to take some touristy memoir photo.
now, sometimes if we are really lucky and the insane florida weather gods look down upon our state and say, "wow. we so slammed them with blazing inferno-ness this year. did you see those electric bills and skin cancer rates rise so quickly ever before in your life as a florida weather god? muh ha ha ha ha! we should give them a short break so they feel less inclinded to move northwards. who would we torture then?" we will recieve cooler weather. cooler in florida means like, a gentle 65 degrees which is warm to some people that live in states that have better zoning codes but have to buy coats and mittens and ear warmers and the like. we have crap zoning but that's what goes with being hot all the time. you start to not give a shit about what the stupid building looks or that it's an office and there is a cow farm next to it like, as long as concrete was involved in the construction process and that it has a/c.
but anyways, we complain. we complain alot during this time. some examples would be "DANG IT'S FREAKING COLD!" or "my blood is too thin for this!" or "this isn't beach weather!!!!". all of a sudden everyone forgets that generally it is a red hot blazing inferno of death, humid enough to cut the air with a butter knife, and generally full of skeeters because skeeters love that sort of scene. my personal favorite is "now i'll have to wear long sleeves!", like a long sleeve shirt is not actually make of cloth but of some ancient evil poison that will make warts vomit all over your arms or something.
what does this have to do with hot weather battling cold weather to the death, you say? it has to do with the fact that either way i would more than likely complain about it no matter what my real preference is. to be honest, i don't really think i care either way. weather is weather is weather. whatever.
how fun was that? i think i might do this again, especially if my husband is playing an xbox game i'm bored of playing or if i'm waiting for something more interesting to happen. hopefully the journal themes stay off the charts mad thought provoking just like this one was. ha ha ha.
ttyl people. be good!
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