The EX Files.......

[HippieMom78]

This happened a few months ago but I have to share it here!!! I added it to my Myspace when it happened.

Ok.....let me begin by saying I get the fact that with a few exceptions to the rule we HATE seeing our exes with new people because it shows we have failed. As human beings we don't like to admit to failure......BUT that does not give us the right to be raving lunatics!!!!

So......Molly (James' ex) had to come over here to pick up her shit yesterday. No....she never lived here with James. He bought this place AFTER they broke up. He was simply nice enough to let her store some things here since the place she is living now is well.....less then sanitary. First she expected me to leave while she was here....ummmmm NO! I live here, this is MY home and I am not about to be chased out to make HER feel better. This ain't Burger King..."Your way, Right away" does not apply! The day started just fine. James' parents are in town so in the morning I had to meet them for the first time. Did the usual hair & makeup, put on something other that pajamas. They only stopped by for a few minutes to drop stuff off on the way to his sisters house. After they left Miss Crazy showed up and all hell broke loose!!!! The second she walked in she started throwing shit & running her mouth. Fine....if that's what you have to do to feel like a big girl whatever. After several minutes of this James had enough & informed her that if she couldn't act like an adult she would have to take what was in her truck & just go. Not happy with that she decided to up the crazy bitch factor & try to break the screen door!!!! REALLY???? While all this was going on the dog was in the back yard which pissed her off I guess. (She had made a comment a few days ago about being upset about never seeing the dog again......whatever.....it's a dog...did you give birth to it?? NO??? Ok...get over it!!) So.....after loading her truck with what would fit we thought she would just leave. So we brought the dog inside. Thinking she was sneaky she went into the backyard in hopes of playing with said dog. Seeing that we had let the dog in she decided to simply let herself in the backdoor to say HI to the dog......REALLY??? At that point I could no longer keep my mouth shut and told her to get the fuck out. FINALLY she left......how silly we were to think the craziness was over. Then James' phone started ringing....she made a bitchy comment about me getting dressed up for her arrival.....I was wearing jeans & a black shirt!!!!!!!!! Then she thought she could simply come back & get the rest of her garbage. NO!!! After that little show her shit will be waiting for her in the yard!!! Don't worry nobody will steal it!!! Nobody would want it!!! So joy for me I get to deal with her all over again soon.....happy fucking day!! And yes she is probably reading this right now.......so let me end by saying this

~~If you don't want the world to think your crazy....DON'T ACT LIKE A CRAZY FUCKING CUNT!!~~