Yes, I posted it in a group, but I want it here too, so :-P

:-)

During this pregnancy I was reminiscing about the last one when I remembered a song my friends punk rock band did, with inspiration from lil' ol' me... I went searching frantically through notebooks and found the lyrics (I wish I had a recording!!!)

So here it is, the pregnant song!

 

I don't remember what band we're seeing,

But it's gonna be good

We drove 180 mile to get here,

I didn't think we could

But the malibu, she made it

Now let the show begin

I'm pissed off and I'm pregnant

You better let me in!!

 

Raging hormones, Look at me

I'm fucking huge and I gotta pee

I yell and scream and punch and kick

Never fuck with a pregnant chick!

 

Hey, Hon, I got a craving

and I need you to drive

Hurry up, I'll kick your ass

If we're not there by five

You know where I wanna go

'Cause the place is a mecca

I'm pissed off and I'm pregnant

Take me to Aztecca!

 

Raging hormones, Look at me

I'm fucking huge and I gotta pee

I yell and scream and punch and kick

Never fuck with a pregnant chick!

 

Don't light that cigarette

Or I'll fucking hurl

It's amazing what I do

For this unborn girl

Nicotine was my sanity

Now all I do is pout

I'm pissed off and I'm pregnant

Put that cigarette out!!

 

Raging hormones, Look at me

I'm fucking huge and I gotta pee

I yell and scream and punch and kick

Never fuck with a pregnant chick!

 

Written Jan 2003 by the band Overly Sedated

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Mythi...
Jul. 17, 2009 at 11:54 PM

Hehehehehehe!

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