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Side by side by side, my profiles and me.
- Jul 18, 2009 at 9:08 AM
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I'm crazy and no one listens to me! WAH!
Therefore, I will create new profiles to stand up for me and support the wacky things I say so I will seem more normal.
Isn't that the way to be?
If you know few people who believe as you do and want to hang with pals who share your opinions and never challenge you to think outside the box, you should definitely invent some. Imaginary friends are not just for kids, after all.
*thinking*
Hm...yes, I think I'll make a few new friends. I'll call one Stephanie (I've always wanted to be a Stephanie) and another one I'll call Mildred. I'll create them to be my bestest buddies in the whole world and we will battle the forces of darkness together with light sabers...and macramé.
Of course, when we jump rope, there will still be only one of us doing the turning. Oh, fiddle-dee-dee!
Hey, you! Get off!
This is MY bandwagon, go make your own!
*disclaimer* The sarcasm in this journal will not be held responsible for harming or creating any profile: old, new or make-believe.
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Comments:
Ah, your sarcasm is a finely tuned instrument Erika. Stephanie, can you pour me a drink? Mildred, pass me the cookies will you? Erika, stop shaking your head - what are the voices saying dear? They say what now? Oh, I, uh, I have to go now.
My imaginary friends rule this world. Who are to question it.
I hear you Erika. I know what you mean.
I snarf in your general direction!
I NEVER let my other personalities go online...they would never come back and I would get lonely....
Eriak, I love this!! I voted it up and I hope that everybody... AND all their alter-egos... on Cafemom sees this.
Are the voices in my head bothering you?
If my imaginary friends came out to play, they'd take over the joint. Bad idea to give me.
I found that my imaginary friends left me when I had kids. I have replaced them with my invisible friends. For the record that is all of YOU ladies here on cafemom. Yup. My hubby calls you my invisible friends.
Erika, you forgot your alter ego of Perry!
CURSE YOU, PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!
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People who need to create fake anything need to get a life... oh wait, maybe that is their life?