Funny- wish it was mine!

[mmoleader]

The
Nun in Hooters

A nun, badly needing to use the  restroom,
walked into a local Hooters.

The place was hopping with music and
loud conversation and every once in  a while "the lights would turn
off." Each time the lights would  go out, the place would erupt
into cheers.

However, whe n the revellers saw the nun, the room
went dead silent. She  walked up to the bartender, and
asked, "May  I please use the restroom?

The bartender
replied, "OK, but I should  warn you that there is a
statue of a naked man in there wearing only a  fig
leaf."

"Well, in that case, I'll just look  the other
way," said the nun.

So the bartender showed the nun to the
back of the restaurant. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the
whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of
applause.
She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't
understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the
restroom?"

"Well, now they know you're one of 
us," said the bartender,"Would you like a  drink?"

"No
thank you, but, I still don't understand," said the puzzled
nun.

"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time
someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out. Now, how
about that drink?" 

[kksmomma1019]

Jul. 18, 2009 at 9:49 PM

LOL!  :)-

[MaMaLaLa369]

Jul. 20, 2009 at 9:43 AM

bahahahaha!