Religion, Boob size, and hopefully a laugh or two...

[ServinGsus]

What Religion is Your Bra? A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy 's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife". "What type of bra?" asked the clerk. "Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?" "Look around," said the saleslady as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from". Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?" Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them. The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple.... The Catholic type supports the masses; The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen; The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright; And The Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills." (Oops, she forgot all about the German bra, Holtzemfromfloppen) Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it’s about time you become informed! {A} Almost Boobs... {B} Barely there... {C} Can't Complain!... {D} Dang!... {DD} Double dang!... {E} Enormous!... {F} Fake... {G} Get a Reduction... {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!...

[mkbugs]

Jul. 20, 2009 at 2:04 PM

that was good

[MyBelovedOnes]

Jul. 20, 2009 at 2:31 PM

LOL!!!  That is a good one. 

[souldolphin]

Jul. 20, 2009 at 2:43 PM

Thats cute!!!!!!!! I guess that I am a double dang!!!!!!!

[evwsquared]

Jul. 20, 2009 at 2:45 PM

Perhaps there should also be atheist bras, for the breasts that just aren't there.

[ErikaRobin]

Jul. 20, 2009 at 2:53 PM

Count me a Salvation Army DANG!   :)

Those are awesome, Lisa.  Laughed out loud, I did. 

[ServinGsus]

Jul. 20, 2009 at 7:24 PM

I need to add the disclaimer that apparently did not copy along with the pretty formatting that these were sent to me by a friend who is a fellow theology student, and not original humor.

Erika, you are actually the reason I thought to post this in here ... I haven't been on much, but when this was resurrected from the dusty old computer files, I just knew it had to make a CM debut!

(Original Poster)

[ErikaRobin]

Jul. 21, 2009 at 12:24 AM

Aw, now I'm really flattered AND laughing!   :)

 

[moomers]

Jul. 21, 2009 at 10:10 AM

cute!!

[mtnmama111]

Jul. 21, 2009 at 10:52 AM

LOL... you made BOTH myself and hubby LOL!! Thanks- we have had a tough AM already with our grrls...

[rojastarr]

Jul. 21, 2009 at 12:51 PM

Double Dang lol