The good things about someone tailgating you

[Mrs.BAT]

If they're close enough, you don't have to worry about their bright lights anymore, which means you don't have to move your mirrors around.

You can get back at them by driving 2mph until they back off. Eventually, they usually learn their lesson and you get a laugh.

You may end up with a new car.

If you have to hit your breaks and their vehicle so much as bumps your's, you can sue them for everything they've got and then some by simply screaming "BACK INJURY!"

If they hit you, you can take all the anger you've been holding inside out on them. Hit breaks, they hit you, jump out screaming and cussing, and voila! Brand spanking new punching bag!

If you think like my husband's dad, you can get really creative and figure out how to adjust your mirrors to reflect their lights back in their eyes (if they aren't too close).

If you think like my husband, you can do some mad polishing on some chrome on the back of your vehicle and BAM! Mirror their lights in their face from every angle on your rear end!

And last but not least, if you're like me you'll probably have on of these stickers on your bumper and a gun rack in a teeny car and scare the mortal fuck out of some jack ass!

[MSugarKane]

Jul. 22, 2009 at 7:51 AM

LOL!  So true!  Our home town all the roads are 30MPH but in the summer when the tourist come they think they can fly on these roads. I get so many tail gaters.  I just think to myself at the time, "I am saving your life"