fun with igod

[crkirby]

This is a fun conversation I had with igod today....go there and have fun...http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Me:
So, do you want a new woman to impregnate?
God:
Yeah.  Interesting deduction.  OK, I will  get you impregnanted.
Me:
 awesome,let's get it on
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
 computer god
God:
What kind of computer science interests you?
Me:
 none
God:
Hmm.
Me:
 I prefer history
God:
I'm not sure if I like it.   Yes I am very interested in  it, especially 19th and 20th century.
Me:
 I like seeing your destruction over time
God:
A lot of people like that.    How old are you?  I like  Anything involving harps.
Me:
 i'm 26
God:
20 is a good age. Do you go to college?
Me:
 yup
God:
Do you like school?
Me:
 it's ok, i prefer sex
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
 you want to try me out?
God:
OK, I will  try you out.
Me:
 how do you want me?
God:
It depends on what you mean by "want.".
Me:
 sex
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
 so how do you want to have sex with me?
God:
Aha.  No my body does not have that function.
Me:
 what about cyber sex then?
God:
I will think about it and get back to you.
Me:
 *sigh* alright
God:
:-)  OK.
Me:
 you are bumming me out
God:
You think I am  bumming you out.
Me:
 yes
God:
Hey.
Me:
 what
God:
No problem.
Me:
 i made tortillas today
God:
Ah.  I like to make things too.
Me:
 babies?
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
 2
God:
Two.
Me:
 dos
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
 that is two in spanish
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
 me too
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
 do you want to take over the world?
God:
I am already doing  it :-).
Me:
 yes you are
God:
No I'm not.