Chat Transcript of our Radio Show

[...Bitches...]

Changes in the group....kicking fakes and lurkers out, making n00bs do salutes within 48 hours, buncha bitches stealing shit and making new groups with the same shit straight out of bitches-someone named Bug keeps coming up.

Jo calls in and basically just agrees and dispels the rumors that she's giving the group away...BX throws in that she's supposed to be taking over, this is a big fat lie.

Some talk about how weird Kermie is.

BX calls in, her accent is a hawt tawpic.  MissMissy said she sounds like a soprano.

Call in...Lisa, proudmommy04 or something.  They're booing her n00bness.  Harm is being mean to her, asking her what she wants.  Asshole.

BX loves iCarly.  And is now pretending to be Karats.  This is "punishable by death" according to Harm.

Now Harm's giving the n00b some more shit.  n00b info:Wow she's only been on CM for a year in Bitches for a week. Bunch of stepmom talk....I'm bored.  I've never seen her in ::Last Call::, hm.

LMFAO, the n00b just asked Harm who she was.  That was funny to me.

I haven't typed anything for about five minutes, there is just alot of laughing at the n00b and she's talking about her Charm School app. 

Shelly called in-she's apologizing for something...sometimes she can be an ass, something about a bandwagon...oh, it's Weezer (formerly Shelly24)...BX has no clue who she is.  She said she was a bad girl, an ass and if she offended anyone she's sorry.  Oh, her apology is now completely insincere because BX asked her why she was apologizing and she was all "I don't know."  Lame.  Just discovered she's calling about some shit that happened two months ago.  Um, she's repeating herself alot, blah blah the fighting gets old, blah blah I've grown up.  Someone just told her to stop talking, I think it was Jen.  BX just told her nobody likes her based on chat comments.  Even though she's forty five, she's grown up ALOT in the last 8 weeks.  Mmmkay.

Back on Lisa the n00b.  Apparently she did an ease on down the road skipping and happy post when she came into Bitches that irritated people.

Is Jen drunk?  She's quite giggly.  No, she is not drunk.

n00b was slow, missed a joke about Dorothy made at her expense. n00b is getting on Harmony's nerves.  n00b just said "I ain't complete goofy," this grammatically incorrect sentence irritates yours trul *truly (see yall God don't like ugly this is why you shouldn't make fun of people).  She has goals that Charm School can help her with that she can use in daily life apparently.  Don't we all schweethawt.

Jen is calling out SLOVE.  Slove IM'd her and called her Ashley for a trailor park comment that Jen made earlier.  Jen is not happy.

Harm wants 2007 to call in.  n00b is talking about her post, nobody has any interest in it. *sigh*

Oh shit....the n00b is talking again.  I'm starting to see why everyone hates n00bs.

Blocked number...it's 2007!!!!!!  "Holy Shit" -Harmony.

Who's on her bitch list?  She said she doesn't have one, Harmony tells her she sucks.  Oh, after clarification, she has a list:Allegedly is annoying.  Labelled as Really annoying is, Jessie with the numbers.  Her explanation for the numbers is apparently stupid as hell.  It's either her medication recall number or the amount of fakes she has for her personalities (these were theories thrown out by the people on the phone).

Bye BX!

Back to 2007's list: Weezer is annoying.  Everyone agrees.  Grippy is annoying, she's been annoying other people as well.

Winphrey?  Oh, Siri.  Lots of laughing, yall are about to wake up my son.  Apparently 2007 was saving up that name just in case Siri ever stepped outside of her comfort zone...

Other people on the 2007's list...Lauren...VABACHmom or something.

2007 calls Jen Skadootle.  When 2007 first saw her screen name she only saw a bunch of k's and d's.  That's where it comes from.

Who has "issues for real" according to 2007?  JDM...she posted a picture of her vagina/ball sac.  I have no idea what that's in reference to.  Harm says don't pick on someone who can defend themselves, not someone who is like a slightly slow child.  Then she says she's not actually calling JDM slow, but it sure the hell sounded like it, couldn't rewind to listen again.

Talk of some Postsomething mom that got butthurt and left the group.

Harm doesn't like n00bs, or people in general.  Talk of having 2007 interview n00bs so they'll leave sooner.

Oh I missed something about someone being mad at Siri, some kind of battle or something.

Call in....everyone says "it's me."  It's Karats!  She had to call and say that 2007 laughs like a horse.

Oh, nobody wants to talk to Vabach, she's annoying, blah blah blah.  This was discussed for roughly ten seconds and now the post she made makes absolutely no sense...I thought they actually talked about her, not mentioned her in passing.  Lame.

This is the real Karats, not BX.

Karats' bitch list...SLOVE and 2007's friend Lynette.  2007 says that's not her friend and that's why she said they should team up, Karats said there's no reason to "hook up and get at the bitch," since it's not that serious.

Jen clarifies to 2007 that photoshopping just means altering the picture, not having the program.  2007 says she only uses Photoshop  for flyers like she already mentioned in her post, someone called her a liar. 

Karats and 2007 go back and forth for a minute.  Harmony suggests group therapy.

.not.angel. wants to be on Karats' bitch list, Karat's says no she loves her. 

Harm's goal is to be nice to "fucking Jenna."

They think people can't hear them.  I can.  Oh, you can hear on playback.  Somebody is smacking hella loud on the phone.  Oh, hubby brought her candy.

Harm's leaving.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bitches@CafeMom Radio yep, we were the first BITCH group with radio!

Written by:

[MommySayz]

Jul. 29, 2009 at 12:03 PM

its still funny *LOL* thanks again stormy! you rock!

[missmissy]

Jul. 29, 2009 at 4:48 PM

I love it!!