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I'm FUNNY, Darnitall!

She treated her patients by fasting them,
In woods across waters from Seattle.
"Wilderness Heights" - grand sanitarium,
Starving most whose bones began to rattle.

Around Olalla walked the skeletons,
And locals called the place "Starvation Heights".
She fed them daily soup without croutons,
Followed with enemas speeding up plights.

Then caused the death of a British Heiress,
Whose possessions the evil doctor stole.
Sale of the gold teeth led to her arrest;
Two years in prison, could it quite console?

Met her sinister end- don't hold your breath,
Yes- Indeed she fasted herself to death!


Here is an article about Dr. Hazzard's crimes.  She was, without a doubt, one of the cruelest serial murderers the world has ever known.



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KTMOM
Aug. 3, 2009 at 11:50 AM OK I just read the article. Totally bizarre-O.

callm...
Aug. 3, 2009 at 1:02 PM

Very interesting article.  Too bad no one proofed it.  He pointed out that serial killers had no "mark of satin" on their foreheads.

MemaSu
Aug. 3, 2009 at 1:40 PM

Bizarre  indeed. Woman serial killers are fairly rare, luckily.

manco...
Aug. 3, 2009 at 2:11 PM

Totally weirded-out.  It still happens; there are others who have sold "cancer cures" that actually killed the victims.  They usually make their profits on the front-end, though. 

clair...
Aug. 3, 2009 at 2:44 PM

Simply creepy.  And completely fascinating.

sgr123
Aug. 3, 2009 at 3:45 PM

Yikes!  That's scary.

jsnzmom
Aug. 3, 2009 at 3:50 PM

Wow.  Makes you wonder what events lead up to her becoming such a whackadoodle.  Very interesting read!

sherriet
Aug. 3, 2009 at 7:32 PM

I heard about her on a show called Deadly Women.  Yeah, I'm a sicko for watching that show, but it's fascinating.

auror...
Aug. 4, 2009 at 11:27 AM

Wow.  I had no idea this ever even happened...scary stuff. 

sapient
Aug. 4, 2009 at 12:41 PM

I saw her on Deadly Women too, totally creepy. It's amazing how you would think that a woman doctor would be a 'good' person... but you just never know about people until it's too late

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