I know...long time since I was on here

[Goddess_Mother]

It's summer - we're busy - you know the drill.  So I was talking to my husband last night.  We were having one of those long talks where I am asking him things like, "What do you want anyway?  What do you really want?  Why aren't you happy?  What would make you happy?"  And of course, he is pondering.  Amidst this 4 hours of deep, soul-searching conversation between my beloved spouse and I, I had a moment or two of speaking challenges.  At one point, what I was trying to say was that it is ok, I've come to understand through the years, that men will be men.  I meant to say, "It's ok honey, I know you are a man and  you have a d**k."  What came out was, "It's OK honey, I know you are dick and you have a man."  Then I busted out laughing at myself.  I didn't really mean to call him a - ya know - because, well, he honestly isn't (not yet anyway), but it just came out that way.  He took it quite well, but the guy sitting nearby looked quite stunned!!!

[kittenripmaygo]

Aug. 4, 2009 at 1:03 PM

lol I'ld look stunned too if i was a passerby LMFAO

funnier than what happen to me. a few months ago my man and i had our talk and instead of saying yea I knew that you were slow but it's ok. it came out as I kno i'm slow but its ok.

we laughed the whole night about that. He won't ever let me forget it sometimes when I DO have my slow moments lol