Water vs. Wine

[MamaK88]

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...  and to those who don't...

As Ben Franklin said:

In wine there is wisdom,  in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

 

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.

  In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop..

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

 

Remember:

Water = Poop,

Wine  = Health.

 

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of crap.

 

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:  I'm doing it as a public service!

Author Unknown...this is a cut&paste

[momx3gx1b]

Aug. 5, 2009 at 7:48 PM

ROFLMAO!!!!

[Mrs.BAT]

Aug. 5, 2009 at 9:47 PM

Haha see, this is why I love ya. You have a knack for making me laugh when I need to lol.

[mtnmama111]

Aug. 6, 2009 at 5:25 PM